Not A Good Idea

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This remark from anonymous caught my eye today:

I love to fart but it is not a good idea to crack one when you're having sex ... or especially when you're getting a BJ. This happened to me yesterday.

I think she was mad.

Has anyone else ever accidentally floated an air biscuit during sex? And what was your partner's reaction?

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9 Comments on "Not A Good Idea"

Anonymous's picture

No comment, because it's disgusting.

runninggrrl2's picture
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Well, not during ORAL sex, which is the worst thing you could do. Occasionally, my husband will let one fly when we're having sex, but at this point in time, we just laugh through it and keep going. If you can't have sex without the fear of being embarrassed, you shouldn't be having sex. There are much worse scenarios than a little fart that could happen when you're having sex. Trust me. I work in a microbiology lab at a hospital. Some of the stuff we get sent to culture is, well, strange. I honestly didn't know that you could get a zucchini stuck in your vagina until I started working there. Now THAT would be an ER trip to remember!

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Sorry Anonymous but your feeble contribution is considered a comment whether or not you like it. The only thing I find disgusting is the fact that, if you are an adult and not some ten year old kid venturing for the first time into the internet that adults frequent, you have some serious hangups.

What do you consider the most disgusting, the fact that people fart, or the fact that people have sex. If anyone does both of these, they're both pretty universal, odds are that sometime, somewhere, they have occurred simultaneously. Grow up or go to a kid's site for your comments.

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ChrisM's picture
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If you rip a huge one just as you orgasm, that's a sign that you're having a damned good time.

The ChrisM virus is incompatible with your current operating system. Your system will now be rebooted into DOS and return to the virus.

Anonymous's picture

A 10 year old kid would not talk about or have sex that's just wrong

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Things have certainly changed Anonymous. At the age of ten, back during the Truman Administration, I knew quite a bit about sex from having watched various farm animals in action. My little pals and I were very interested in the procedure and wanted nothing more than to try it out ourselves.

I still recall my excitement when I first played "show me yours and I will show you mine" with a neighbor's daughter. When we finally advanced to the touching each other stage I was in heaven. We would play games where the winner would be allowed to touch the private parts of the loser. It was actually a win win situation.

Sex is a natural part of growing up and most healthy children engage in some type of sex play at least once or twice as adolescents. Nothing "wrong" about developing a healthy appreciation of sex at an early age. Treating it as something dirty just causes folks to need therapy as adults.

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Anonymous's picture

It's disgusting and rude. You might as well fart in her face. It's almost the same distance. This is not an accident. And Chief; I am not a child, but a grown woman. I would kick this bastard out of my house if it happened to me. You may ridicule my spelling and grammer, but I do not give a shit because I am Dutch.

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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You make me chuckle Anonymous. I have known several individuals, including myself, who have succumbed to internal pressure and farted accidentally. I once farted in church, very loudly and to my great embarrassment, and I can insure you it was not intentional.

I was once pounding away on a lady, having a jolly good time, when my testicles became very warm. When the aroma reached my nose I realized that my balls had been farted on. I held my breath and continued with my pursuit and things turned out okay anyway.

Finally, poop report has serious banter sometimes but we are primarily devoted to humor.

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the thin brown line's picture
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QUEEF ME GENTLY,
Queef me rugged,
Alas the bodily wind sealed my pecker in air-lock.
A fart here.
There.
Was no real concern when my jaw was locked onto your labia majora.
To let it stop for frivolous wind.
Let not tear from your ass again.
Horny child, mother's child
Let wind pass during the deed,
Better than a dingleberry wedged between yer tooth.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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