Besides a satisfactory shit, what would be more appealing to my fellow poopers than a well designed poo- themed pinball machine to bump around? Instead of being a selfish shitter, I’d like this thread to be a community effort, one that all of us can have fun with. I will start. The theme is...

Fecal incontinence is the inability to control bowel function. The condition can be the result of a difficult childbirth, colorectal disease such as Crohn's disease, accidents involving neurological injuries, surgical resection for localized cancer, or by other neurological disorders. Severe...

I very rarely have dreams involving poop or pooping, but last night I did. In my dream, I was supposedly at work. I work in a school in real life, and my dream workplace was a school of sorts with long halls; elderly people were sitting at wide intervals, quietly knitting but watching over things...

I am a work from home mom who obsessively researches everything about an item before purchasing it, especially when the item is for my family. My current agenda is finding the perfect bidet attachment for our home toilet, which will be used by my husband, our three year-old daughter, and me. I...

If I were a rich man, I would replace my underwear at least once a year. As it is, I use them until they develop holes in places where there aren’t supposed to be any holes. Underwear serves a vital function in all societies. People walk around farting all the time. If they didn’t have on any...

Recently, an email arrived from a guy named Chuck. He had an idea of how to multi-task his toilet here on his blog, and he thought we might appreciate it. Toilet Terraforming Lately, I've been working on tons of different projects, but every day I take time out to think, to ponder, to touch my...

Do you ever wish that you were an only child? You'd never have to share anything, including the bathroom. Growing up, my siblings and I always fought for use of the bathroom, particularly on Sunday evenings and holidays when Mom used to cook up massive amount of food. My siblings and I would eat...

The random confluence of atoms a trillion years ago set in motion the galaxies and the stars and the planets, whose gyrations settled into a rhythm so regular that every June 21st is the longest day of the year for the northern hemisphere of Earth. And on this day, speaking of regularity,...

I hereby declare this page to be the Christmas 2008 open forum. Let us discuss our holiday craps, of course; but let us also strive to enrich mankind by gathering a repository of each and every Christmas-related poop pun that can possibly be made. Future generations will thank us.