Buying Toilet Paper And What Else: Does It Embarrass You?

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Recently in our forums we PoopReports got into a discussion about whether or not one is embarrassed to purchase toilet paper. This topic lead to putting random objects into someone's shopping cart for laughs, to finally putting a collection of items up at the register that would let the cashier know you've got a big night of pooping ahead of you. This practice, which I've always known as the Three Items Game, entails buying three items only that are somehow connected, in this case taking a big old dump. For example, I suggested pairing the toilet paper with a plunger and an enema.

For today's discussion, tell us: Are you embarrassed to buy toilet paper? And if not, what other two items would you buy at the same time to play the Game?

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8 Comments on "Buying Toilet Paper And What Else: Does It Embarrass You?"

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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I can't think of any two items to pair with toilet paper so I will sleep on that but;

I would think that cucumbers, KY Jelly, and Preparation H might be an embarrassing combination.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

Anonymous's picture

Ooooo...this is fun! First, no I'm not in the least embarrassed to buy toilet paper. But items that indicate a long night of pooping...hmmmm...excellent challenge. I would get several boxes of stool softener and/or laxative, air freshener, and a bathroom reader.

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I would be embarrassed to purchase a flashlight, KY jelly, and hamster food.

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Not only does it not embarrass me, I've actually been in line with three, um, poop-related things at once: I bought a 12-pack of TP, 3 bottles of Miralax (it was on sale), and Tucks pads for my husband because, unlike me, he IS embarrassed to buy things like that.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

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Sitting Wiper

I buy toilet rolls in bulk, and must confess I wouldn't want anyone to see me whom I know.

I keep them in an old case in the garage, and when I go for a new roll, I don't want neighbors to see me bringing it into the house, and I put it in a non- transparent plastic bag.

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Dear Sitting Wiper, Your attempt at secrecy is admirable but, I would wager heavily that most of your friends, and even casual observers, know that you wipe your butt!

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

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He is? Well, then! The next time you shop together, buy a bunch of stuff for your period, along with whatever embarrassing crap you can find, and when it becomes your time to be rung up, claim you are having an terrible IBS flair-up and hit the bathroom for ten minutes. Then get back to us!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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the thin brown line's picture
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Scott tissue paper for 99 cents a roll. what's to be embarrassed about?

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

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