Eternal Debates: Bog Scrubbing Frequency

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THE ISSUE:

How often should a household toilet be cleaned?

43 Comments on "Eternal Debates: Bog Scrubbing Frequency"

Jim's picture

Hey Cave Man, are you sure they are real or just a figment of your imagination... No one @#$%ing cares about your damn balls.

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

I clean mine when it starts getting that ugly crawl of brown stains going up the tracks the water leaves. That means bacteria is forming... time to scrub!

poopy's picture

Every day.

DungDaddy's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

C Everett, Good answer!
I have a seven year old boy, a five year old boy, and a two year old boy and they spray piss everywhere. Momma cleans the toilet every day or two. But I would expect there should be an established minimum based on average toilet traffic: Like once every two weeks.

Pill Pooper's picture
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I can't remember the last time I cleaned my toilet. I use those toilet flusher things that make the water blue and they seem to keep the can clean enough for me. I think the trick is to use the ones with bleach.

-Pill Pooper

EB's picture

Every week you dirty people

Turd77's picture

I'm like Tank Girl but I use those cute little pop- up anti- something- or -other sheets to keep it tidy. My 10 year old LOVES when I clean the bowl.he tells me so.grandpa pees all over so i clean often so i guess the answer is--depending on how often you see it used or when the anal kid says to.

ThreePly's picture

When it stops flushing the poo down. Then its time to clean it out. As long as its doing its job, and there's no poo streaks, screw it. Its not like you're eating off the damn thing.

TurtleHead's picture

Eww. How bout when it's dirty? Like when there are pee spots all over the rim, or the white porcelain starts to show discoloration? I can't even stand to have my "bits" that close to anything that gross.

Bilgepump's picture
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I clean mine when I have to peel myself from the seat, generally a good indicator for cleaning time.

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Tidy bowl Man's picture

I work in Maintenance and I clean sometimes as much as 2 to 4 times a day using a scrubber it keeps the smell down

Shawn St James's picture

Just keep a hungry goat in the bathroom. NO need of cleaning.

Logjam's picture
Comment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

Whenever you invite me over.

Logjam

Glutgut's picture

Supposedly every day. Realistically once every two weeks.

C Everett Poop's picture

Never, I have a wife.

Short N. Sweet's picture

Invite Ratz over for a shit every week and you'll never have to clean your own toilet again.

Tank Girl's picture

I wipe down my toilet seat and rim with rubbing alcohol daily, and scrub the bowl once a week with a brush and potent chemicals.

Chuck's picture

When the bowl and water line discolor. An odor usually associates itself with that fungus (or whatever life form it is). A quick scrub with bleach and a wipe down of toilet base and stand and all is pristine again.

Fart Poopie's picture

Once a week or more often if needed.

Crapola's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

Weekly, without fail. Gotta scrub off the psyllium husk residue left "behind" by my husband, The Metatherapist.

Piece Out!
Crapola

PatrioticPooper's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Does pissing on poo stains count?

Cave Man's picture

I clean my toilet whenever the pubes get so thick it looks like a shag carpet toilet seat cover. But only then because it tickles my balls. That's because I'm a real man with real balls. And I love it when they droop down into the toilet bowl water and drown some crabs.

Cave Man's picture

Jim, you cared enough to comment. Would you care to lick them?

Ivana_Takaschmidt's picture

I care about Cavey's damn balls. Why do I care? I have no idea why, but by golly I do! Now, on to cleaning the can... I scrub the inside of the bowl once a week and wipe down the outside of the bowl everyday or as needed. There's always bound to be a pee dribble or a stray pubie under the rim or around the toilet's taint (that area between the hinges of the lid and tank).

Bean Shit's picture

Lysol toilet bowl cleaner with bleach every week. Simple as that.

Turd77's picture

well, I guess we all know to stay away from cave man's toiddy or get some strange disease and croak

shovel's picture

The longest i have gone without cleaning my toilet was 1 year. I then moved rented accommodation so i wouldnt have to clean it. Now i have a child who loves to earn extra money...VERY useful!

The Chocolate Kiss's picture

Well I have to agree with tank girl, if your going to emulate the standards of filthy big balled bastard cave man your going to end up with flesh eating beasties all over your genitalia, I'm surprised Cavie's balls haven't dropped off!

the brick layer's picture

I live in a house with four other lads and we have one toilet between us so it gets alot of use, also there are other dudes dropping by to visit, and a few of our lady friends. Nobody, with the exception of Mark's girlfriend, takes responsiblity to clean the bowl so there's quite alot of the shit building up around the sides of the bowl. One lad, never seems to shit straight so his logs and dollops of crap are eased out onto the sides which leaves lots of thick smears in the bowl. But hey!! Shit marks in the toilet, who gives a flying f**k!! Like my underpants - its what they were made for... As for piss, Im not sure if any one of us would even risk touching the bog seat. You wipe the piss off it when you need to ease out a load. Nobody complains,( except Mark's girlfriend)about the grungey state of our shitter. I

Tidy bowl Man's picture

In the City where I live. Our city Council is going to vote on weither to install Public restroom where. The Stalls are Cleaned Automaticly every 5 Uses. The Stalls are Sprayed
with Disticfitant and then Blowers dry the Stall.

woknblues's picture
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once a week. gets wiped outside every day, to get the pee splashes.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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You clean your toilet? I just let the dog lick it out.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

GottaGoGirl's picture
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TSV-- We had a dog that would lick pee drops off the seat. See, I just threw up a little in my mouth, thinking about it.

We clean our toilets when there's anything that's not...white...on it. Which, in reality, is only every week or so. Really. Oh, and when company's coming. I scrub for my friends. :)


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healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Twice a month. I am about the only one who uses it.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63's picture
k 500+ points

People People please! This is your HOME toilet and should be treated as such. What if the groundskeeper at your favorite teams stadium or forum said the hell with it and just let the grass grow wild or let the sweat drip on to the parquet floor or let the ice get chippy. Its the same thing with your toilet so lets not let things get out of hand. I do the bowl with Lysol with teflon its great for keeping the crap off the upper inside when my ass cannon decides to really fire off a volley. I do that weekly and the seat and the rim are done everyother day. You should not only respect the home toilet advantage but the toilet itself MUST not be violated.

AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)

Fecal Follies's picture
l 100+ points

I clean it whenever I can see anything yucky on the seat or inside the bowl.

That's about once every 10 days.

Guess there are some advantages to living (mostly) alone.


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And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

And it burns, burns, burns -
The ring of fire.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
k 500+ points

Once every two weeks...It's just me and I use the bleach tablets that when you flush it releases in the toilet water. The bowl keeps pretty clean.
Producing waste since 1967

Producing waste since 1967

Bilgepump's picture
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I scrub as often as the cat needs a bath, kill two birds, etc...

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Hamster's picture
k 500+ points

Every week - always on a Sunday!!

healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

It depends on: A. how many people use the bathroom, B. The cosistency of what is entering the bowl (IE the sticky poo leaves more of a mess than the easy slider) and C: the type of water used.

I clean the toilet on a weekly basis. If I don't the chlorine in the water leaves pink stains in the bowl.
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"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

The Shit Volcano's picture
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See, healthy 1. There was a good answer. All good points that I hadn't thought of before. Especially the chlorine angle. I've always been under the impression that it was the iron in our water in Dallesport that caused our pink stains.

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daphne's picture
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How did I miss this?

Because there are 2 kids in this house, I do not clean the toilets more than once every 2 months. It is their job to clean the toilets. Each kid switches between cleaning the bathroom sinks or the toilets. I tend to check up on them every could of weeks to see how things look. This way, both kids, a boy and a girl, will know how to clean their own home when they are older. I've seen bachelor toilets, and they aren't pretty. My son will be better in the long run for this.

And I can do other things.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Russell's picture
l 100+ points

At least once a week
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Russell the shitting queen

Russell the shitting queen

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