Contest #26: Limericks About Shoff
On Christmas Eve, the Shoff household of Des Moines got backed up. So Robert headed outside to inspect the septic system. When he didn't return, wife Toni looked out the window. What she saw was Robert's legs sticking up out of the ground, kicking. Somehow, Robert had managed to tumble head first into the waste tank after he'd popped its lid off. He was in there for an hour before local firemen pulled him out.
This has all the makings of a great limerick. I offer the first line and a
challenge to PoopReport's limericists:
"There once was an Iowan named Shoff..."
Go to it!
Dave adds: best limerick wins a free PoopReport t-shirt!