Contest #27: A Caption For Skatole

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Skatole is a mildly toxic white crystalline organic compound with chemical formula C9H9N, Wikipedia says. "It occurs naturally in feces (it is produced from tryptophan in the mammalian digestive tract), beets, and coal tar, and has a strong fecal odor."

Over on the forums, Mark of Stain says, "I was rummaging in the buffet when I came across my molecular model kits left over from freshman chemistry. I looked up the formula for skatole and made a model of it to put on the toilet tank in the guest bath. The dark blue node is nitrogen, the black are carbon, and light blue are hydrogen. The methyl group conveniently forms a stand for it."

Daphne thinks this would make a cool t-shirt design for PoopReporter science nerds. I agree. But unless we intend to produce the most obscure poop t-shirt in the world, it needs a funny line to make people know there's something bathroom going on here. I suggested a simple "What's that smell?" caption. Di Uhreea says she can do better, but only if she gets a free t-shirt in return for her wisdom.

And so the contest begins. Please caption this picture of skatole to make a hilarious and scientific t-shirt.

(And yes, I know we never voted on the last contest. That's next on my list.)

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76 Comments on "Contest #27: A Caption For Skatole"

Bilgepump's picture
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"My Scent Has Symmetry"

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Bilgepump's picture
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"Trust me, DO NOT Scratch and Sniff"

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Thunderbox's picture
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"If you can smell this, I have a problem"

The voice of sanity

wonderpance's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

Science Stinks
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i love poop.

i love poop.

wonderpance's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

"Molecular Model of a Poop Particle"
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i love poop.

i love poop.

wonderpance's picture
Comment Quality Moderatork 500+ points

"This is All Over Your Hands RIGHT NOW"
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i love poop.

i love poop.

Di Uhreea's picture
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SILENT BUT DEADLY

Di Uhreea's picture
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2nd (but less favorable) entry:

IT WASN'T ME

Bilgepump's picture
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"Checked Your Toothbrush Lately?"

In honor of Di and Guy Urheea

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Di Uhreea's picture
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3rd (even less favorable) entry:

SAFETY!

Logjam's picture
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From my ass to your nose

Logjam

Logjam's picture
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POOP Chemistry

Logjam

Bilgepump's picture
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"Anatomy of a Fart"

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

Logjam's picture
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Poop zoomed in.

Logjam

Hieronymous Bowels's picture
l 100+ points

The Future of Alternative Energy: Fart Gas

Hieronymous Bowels's picture
l 100+ points

No, it's a solid...in an aqueous suspension..."Fart Sauce"

Logjam's picture
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Why shit sticks to everything

Logjam

Dave's picture
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This is a record: I just +'d 12 out of 17 comments. Amazing.

Frank2401's picture
l 100+ points

Molecule of the unpleasant flatus.
The back of the shirt could say- more info on poopreport.com

Puppy Poo's picture

Skatole out my hole! LOL :P

Frank2401's picture
l 100+ points

Dave, no matter what it says, you know I'll be buying the shirt.

RoboCrap13's picture
l 100+ points

Hey!! Di borrowed my signature! ;)

How about "Your fart in 3-D" or
"The chemical composition of Uranus"

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prarie doggin's picture
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The Hillary Molecule.

prarie doggin's picture
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Stinky Tinker Toy.

prarie doggin's picture
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Dianalfloracrakide.

daphne's picture
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Tinker Toy ala Le Pétomane

I can't wait to buy a t-shirt, too!

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pnuttycorn's picture
k 500+ points

Science and pooting.

2 of my favortie things.

Gas-Trick JooZ's picture

C9H9N comes from B-HIN

Gas-Trick JooZ's picture

fart = art

Plunder's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

HOLY

(molecule)

Stephanie82's picture

Anyone got a match?

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Give a...........................................

Vote 2008
(this message paid for and endorsed by PoopReport.com)

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Happens

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

man Crothers fan club.

brown bullet hole's picture

c9h9n = shit squared

prarie doggin's picture
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Stinker toy.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Skatole. From my hole to your bowl.

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Dave, I think this is one design we need in underwear as well. One other thing, maybe we could change the colour of the graphics as well so it looks poopier. Why not shades of brown and the round things could be yellow like corn? Maybe the bands holding the molecule together could be done in a white like twisted toilet paper with perforation marks.

Maybe we could even have flies buzzing around the periphery!

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

OH

At bottom in very small type "See reverse for details"

Chuck's picture
l 100+ points

"Corn sold separately"

prarie doggin's picture
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"coming soon to a toilet near you"

prarie doggin's picture
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Dave, take the "fuck dat shit" t-shirt and replace the turd with the molecule. Should save on screen print costs.

prarie doggin's picture
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"One small molecule, one giant wipe for mankind"

mark of stain's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

And God said:

[pic]

and there was stink

prarie doggin's picture
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"One bad ass molecule"

prarie doggin's picture
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Dave, if I win the shirt, make it a
wife-beater. Summer's coming.

DungDaddy's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Because Jenkem is for loosers.

DungDaddy's picture
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Holy Skatole, Batman! What's that crap?

C Everett Poop's picture
j 1000+ points

I'm a little stinker.

daphne's picture
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OhmyGodohmyGod, CEP, that would be the BEST caption ever if we made this into a Cafe Press child's onesie.

Dave, you could do baby wear!


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