That Time Of Year Again: PoopReport Of The Year

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Dear fellow Poopers and non-registurds,

It's that time of year again. As we stuff the last of the Christmas decorations back into our attics and the recesses of our garages, we take time to reflect on not only the Yule log but all the other logs we made in 2011, and those of others as well. It is time to recognize excellence in story-telling, and so we will now start taking nominations for PoopReport of the Year for 2011.

If there was a story from this year that you found particularly funny or awesome, please nominate it in a comment below, listing both the title and author, if you can. Any story from January first of 2011 to December 31 of 2011 will be considered, from any category, such as Stories, Travel, or Poop at the Office. (You can follow this link if you would like to look through the year's past submissions.) If a BM newswire caught your attention as well, please let us know.

Thanks, and happy pooping!

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8 Comments on "That Time Of Year Again: PoopReport Of The Year"

ChiefThunderbutt's picture
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Unfortunately one of my favorite stories of the year was submitted anonymously. Since the award is for the report rather than the reporter I will submit it anyway. The thing that struck me most about the story was the very proper Britishness of the writer. He was polite and mindful of others right down to the last line which was an obviously heartfelt apology to the poor man who was going to have to scrape up his Mr. Whippy ice cream shaped turd with a shovel. "I am sorry, sir."

http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/i_am_sorry_sir.html

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

the thin brown line's picture
j 1000+ points

Clark's Little Can by Mbat...you will find the story under Poop at the Office...Still has me laughing.

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.

C Everett Poop's picture
j 1000+ points

I nominate myself as always.

Anonymous's picture

For which poop report?

daphne's picture
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Yes. CEP, this is for the actual story.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

daphne's picture
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Thanks for these nominations. I will leave this up for another week and then we will vote.

My nominations are twofold. I liked one story for the PoopReport of the Year:

"There's No Place like Foam"
http://www.poopreport.com/Office/theres_no_place_like_foam.html

I also would like to nominate this story for Fart Report of the year as an honorable mention:

"Tales from Kevflavik"
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/two-arctic-winds-duo-windy-tales-kevflavik.html

Remember, if you liked any submission for a person reason or humorous reason we do like honorable mentions!

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

daphne's picture
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I found a few others I liked:

The Front Lawn Fiasco
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/front-lawn-fiasco.html

Soiling Aunt Brenda
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/soiling-aunt-brenda.html

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

cruelolive's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Glad I made it in time!
This one I absolutely loved.
Shaquetria by crohnsplosion.
http://www.poopreport.com/stories/shaquetria.html
Complete brilliance.

How many times do I have to flush before you go away?

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