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Scott Tissue
Submitted by Janetdoggy
November 14, 2001, 0 Comments

RATING:     41/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.50 # OF SHEETS:   1000 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   4" x 3" (est.) SQ. FOOTAGE:   225 sq. ft. (est.) COLOR:  ...

Marcal Bathroom Tissue
Submitted by Mark VanKrugar
November 14, 2001, 1 Comments

RATING:     19/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $0.65 COST PER ROLL:   $.65 # OF SHEETS:   1000 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4" SQ. FOOTAGE:   125 sq.ft. COLOR:   white...

Charmin Ultra
Submitted by Clarissa
October 28, 2001, 71 Comments

RATING:     82/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $4.00 COST PER ROLL:   $2.00 # OF SHEETS:   500 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white/designs PACKAGING KIND...

Quilted Northern
Submitted by Luke
October 18, 2001, 1 Comments

RATING:     68/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.30 # OF SHEETS:   200 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: Plastic...

Green Forest
Submitted by Ass
October 18, 2001, 15 Comments

RATING:     56/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $2.00 COST PER ROLL:   $1.00 # OF SHEETS:   500 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND:...

Angel Soft
Submitted by TwoPynts
October 18, 2001, 10 Comments

RATING:     76/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.60 # OF SHEETS:   400 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: plastic...

Scott Tissue
Submitted by Momobot
October 4, 2001, 10 Comments

RATING:     58/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.62 # OF SHEETS:   1000 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: Each...

Bub L. Breezer -- A Wonderful Poop Gift
Submitted by Dave
September 26, 2001, 10 Comments

A few weeks ago, my coworker Michelle gave me my birthday gift: Bub L. Breezer, a little rubber guy that audibly farts and blows bubbles out of his little red butthole. Michelle! You rule! I want to publicly thank you for your generosity. You are a saint and an inspiration to us all. And I...

The Bidet: Not Just for Hairy European W
Submitted by Colon Bowell
September 7, 2001, 293 Comments

Every day, at about 2:30pm, I salute Thomas Crapper with a grunt, a splash, a cursory wipe, and a flush. In contemporary America, this is how we were all taught to poop. Recently, however, I've felt the winds of change blow through my bathroom. For once, this wind was not flatulence. Instead,...

tp_big
Submitted by Dave
August 27, 2001, 0 Comments

Look What I Got On eBay.
Submitted by Dave
August 24, 2001, 21 Comments

I got it here. Only $4! -- Dave Like Dave? He's featured in The Journal of Ass Production!

Shit Assaults and Lawsuits: A Book Excer
Submitted by Dave
August 16, 2001, 6 Comments

I recently had the pleasure to make the acquaintance of Greta Garbage, an author whose expertise is right up PoopReport's alley. She's written a book collecting disgusting stories from across the globe, and she was kind enough to provide an excerpt that we fecephiles might be interested in. Her...

Scott Tissue
Submitted by Tammy
August 8, 2001, 23 Comments

RATING:     54/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.50 # OF SHEETS:   1000 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.0" SQ. FOOTAGE:   125 sq.ft. COLOR:   white...

Marquis
Submitted by doniker
August 2, 2001, 3 Comments

RATING:     37/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.00 COST PER ROLL:   $.50 # OF SHEETS:   500 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   4.5 x 4.5 SQ. FOOTAGE:   70.3 COLOR:   white PACKAGING...

Birth Of A Defecation: The unauthorized
Submitted by Gabe
July 2, 2001, 24 Comments

From humble roots, beans and other fibrous legumes, a star was born: PoopReport.com. What began merely as shared scatological stories between Dave, PoopReport's president, and skeptical soundingboard Gabriel St. John soon grew into a lavatorial landmark of the Internet space. PoopReport...

The Greatest Poop Stories Never Written
Submitted by Dave
June 18, 2001, 17 Comments

Promises, promises. "Gee Dave, I love your poop site, I want to write a story about such and such!" If I had a nickel for every great idea that never materialized, I'd be able to buy one of those solid-gold toilets. Alas, I have grown used to empty promises and broken dreams. But in the midst of...

Saversoft Tissue
Submitted by Hillbilly
June 14, 2001, 9 Comments

RATING:     13/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $3.45 COST PER ROLL:   $.69 # OF SHEETS:   200 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: Paper...

Scott Tissue
Submitted by Pauline
May 8, 2001, 3 Comments

RATING:     57/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $.50 COST PER ROLL:   $.50 # OF SHEETS:   1000 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: Comes...

Quilted Northern
Submitted by Pat
May 2, 2001, 1 Comments

RATING:     81/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $1.67 COST PER ROLL:   $.50 # OF SHEETS:   300 # OF PLYS:   2   MEASUREMENT:   4.5" x 4.4" SQ. FOOTAGE:   224 sq.ft. COLOR:   white...

Pom
Submitted by PJ
May 2, 2001, 0 Comments

RATING:     35/85 COST/THOUSAND SHEETS:     $2.25 COST PER ROLL:   $.45 # OF SHEETS:   200 # OF PLYS:   1   MEASUREMENT:   SQ. FOOTAGE:   COLOR:   white PACKAGING KIND: Single...

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