Toiletman: The First Adventure (II)

m 1+ points - Newb

(Before you read this: are you familiar with Toiletman? If not, you can catch up by starting here.)

Continue: The First Adventure, part III!

15 Comments on "Toiletman: The First Adventure (II)"

DungDaddy's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Can somebody please tell me why this is so disturbing? I can't quite put my finger on it...

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

It's the same with the others, DD. Just me personally? I find it distasteful, and that's a difficult accomplishment. Amazing drawings, but... ick. It IS disturbing, no offense meant to the artist.

Double Flush's picture
k 500+ points

Disturbing, yes, but VERY entertaining! Once again, ToiletmanElgin, you made my day. I love this series!

I'm on the toilet right now as I type this, and I'm a little worried now. What if my toilet turns around and attacks me...?

"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

[Insert witty banter here]

SamDamnit's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I hope the toilet aliens start attacking by biting the buttocks off of our world leaders.
Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop

The Emir of Crapistan

Thunderbox's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

More great stuff from Toiletman, and it`s all true - the Botts have already started to take over Japan. Their shitters are so high tech that they can suck a man down before the turtle head`s fully out. And nobody knows any the wiser.

The voice of sanity

CC's picture

I don't think it's too bad.I would rate it PG-13 if it were a movie.Comic books and horror films are much more graphic.I would rather deal with Toiletman's trainer then Freddy Kruger or Jayson Voorhees.I don't think it is more scary then The Twilight Zone.

ToiletmanElgin's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

wait till tommorrow...... ha ha ha!!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Me, I'm into Shoes. Great Shoes in this series. (I have a Shoe Collection to die for!)

Anonymous Coward's picture

This is even worse than the previous installments. You know, a bit of cross-hatching, or even using different thickness of lines would improve the readability of the comic. As for the plot and the strained (heh heh) writing style, I don't know if anything can save it. This sucks. Hard.

Anomalous Coward's picture
k 500+ points

If everyone stops giving a shit, won't the funkbots either perish from agonizing withdrawal (being "HOPELESSLY ADDICTED TO HUMAN FECES") or else starve? I already don't give a shit - must be I'm doing my part.

the artist's picture

Gee thanks coward! if this comic sucks as hard as you say it does, (and I think you might be an authority on the subject...of "all things that suck" I mean..)then once again, I've done my job as a crappy artist writer whose only hope of doing a comic is to do one about defecation for audience members such as yourself. Excuse me now, while I fart.

Anonymous Coward's picture

I can't get anuf of this stuff.
I eat my meals and snacks at the computer, and I usually check out Elgin's stuff when I doooo.

AssBlaster2000's picture
PoopReport of the Year Awardj 1000+ points

AC wrote:

I can't get anuf of this stuff.

That's proof right there that Bush's No Child Left Behind act isn't working.

If AC is not American . . .

Well then I hope that English is his or her fourth or fifth language.

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Good point AB2K, but recently I believe your country underwent a split, so maybe the poster is from the other part as your president said here:"I've reminded the prime minister—the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."—Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

Sexy_Sandra's picture

Very nice super hero.Would love to meet him in person.Email me your adventure ideas: or

Kisses and splashes,

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