Toiletman: The First Adventure (III)

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(Did you catch yesterday's episode?)



More coming soon!

38 Comments on "Toiletman: The First Adventure (III)"

SamDamnit's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I liked that one. Pay no attention to the naysayers. You have skills, my friend. I especially like the man boobs on the muscle guy.
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Anonymous Coward's picture

Dear god it got worse. This comic is so bad I think it gave me cancer. Please, give up the story arc idea. I think you might do better at single-shot poop gags than writing a story.

C Everett Poop's picture
j 1000+ points

More stories, less of these crappy cartoons! Be true to your banner "the intellectual appreciation of poop humor"

Double Flush's picture
k 500+ points

"Jedi with a plunger" stands out to me for some reason. Maybe it's because I'm so good at "negoatiating" with the old toilet in the house that clogs all the time.

I like this story, and I see it progressing really well. I say keep it up! You're always going to have critics that have opinions all over the spectrum, and I'm at the far "like it" end.

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CC's picture

You have to be patient,people.This is like the old time serials.You get one installment at a time.This is like a poop version of 24.Elgin is just like Jack Bauer.He has 24 hours to save the world from deep shit.This is a web sight that talks about poop.We can't be offended if someone gets creative and comes up with a story that has graphic illustrations.Keep up the good work.Toilet Man should be on The Cartoon Network's adult swim.It will shown in HD,"high defication.

Thunderbox's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Great drawings again Toiletman, keep it up.

The voice of sanity

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

C. Everett is right. These cartoons have their place, it's just shouldn't be the front page.

DungDaddy's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

The buff dude getting swallowed by the shitter was pretty cool. I gotta admit.

poopmatic's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Great comic!!

Mike
http://mikepaglia.com

ToiletmanElgin's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

glad most everyone likes and for those who dont, well, I never said it was good literature, and being a comic aobut poop no reason why it should be.
fart poopie im confused, a site about poop , shouldnt have a story about poop on the front page, where should it be?
It's still hilarious and ironic to me that we have a site about the ...disturbing subject of poop... that folks regularly tune in, and yet a comic about it is offensive??? disturbing??? it's a strange universe all right. I guess we'd rather READ about poop, than see it animated!
Keep reading folks, both you lovers and especially you haters!

Thunderbox's picture
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Elgin - it`s the minority who post comments: but those who speak positively, I think, speak for all that read (but might not post) your stuff.

The voice of sanity

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

ToiletmanElgin, I really enjoy your art and story lines, keep them coming!

Anonymous Coward's picture

This comic is very disturbing for some reason..

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

ToiletmanElgin wrote: "I guess we'd rather READ about poop, than see it animated!"

Well, as for me, uhmmm... yeah, I would. Any day of the week and twice on Sunday. I won't be viewing Toiletman again, but hey, knock yourselves out. That's just me.
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SamDamnit's picture
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I like animated poop. Long live Mr. Hanky!
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SamDamnit!
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Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

ToiletmanElgin,
What I meant was that Poop Report is a site dedicated to the intellectual appreciation of poop humor. These comics are great, don't get me wrong, but it's difficult to view them as "intellectual poop humor."
That's just my opinion, and we all know my opinion won't make a bit of difference as to what gets posted on the site. LOL.
If it makes you feel any better, I do think the comics are better than some of the stories in the archives.

ToiletmanElgin's picture
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hey people. no offense taken, really... I hope that y'all can tell that i'm just poking fun at this whole thing even in my responses to the "haters" of the comic. the comic is a piece of crap.... as it was meant to be.

ToiletmanElgin's picture
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as far as "intellectual" goes though, I am saying, some relevant things in the comic I think. for instance, the way illegals are sometimes treated in this country... the way qualified people run away or ignore problems and situations that they can solve... unless it hits them personally... even the way so called, bad people, even terrorists dont start out that way, without there being circumstances that happened before.... even the bond between a father and a son, even if the father is not very...desirable... do we love people purly on how they look. or based on what's inside of them? these are some issues that are raised by this pice of crap I try to put out.

daphne's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardSite AdminComment Content ModeratorComment Quality Moderatore 6000+ points

I think it's great illustration. The characters are uniform and so is the entire concept of the cartoon.

This cartoon is a well drawn thought process that seemingly doesn't grab all the readers. Therefore, it's a success.

Better to get a bad response than none at all. This cartoon got all sorts of them, bad, good. ambivalent. To be noticed and criticized is better than to be ignored.


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SamDamnit's picture
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I think it has a strikingly negative capability and is a stringent commentary on the horrors of modern warfare.
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Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

I believe Sam was wearing a smoking jacket and puffing on a pipe whilest perusing William F Buckley when he made the above post.

Thunderbox's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Indeed.

The voice of sanity

Dr Dentz's picture

These cartoons are dreadful and need to cease. Low-brow humor is not what this site is about. If I wanted to see someone get sucked down a toilet and emerge covered in feces, I'd watch Cartoon Network. 'Toiletman' has no place here.

turd turdgutson's picture
l 100+ points

These lowbrow comics are not funny and do nothing to enhance this site. I think 'Toiletman' needs to consider early retirement. After all, if I wanted to watch juvenile cartoons about characters getting covered in shit, I'd turn on the Cartoon Network.

"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

SamDamnit's picture
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"Low-brow humor is not what this site is about."

Are you new?
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Sir SamDamnit!
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Dave's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content Moderatora 10000+ points - Super Pooper

I enjoy them.

turd turdgutson's picture
l 100+ points

Obviously. It's the only possible explanation as to how they're making it onto the site.

"You will spray oil when you fart. You will have diarrhea. You will be shitting constantly and you will lose control of your bowels." - Mr. Angry on alli

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

Wow. You're ballsy, Turd. I'll give you that.

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turd turdgutson's picture
l 100+ points

Just calling it like I see it. No disrespect to Dave intended or implied. I just refuse to believe these comics were requested or approved by the masses.

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ToiletmanElgin's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

sorry for the looooonnnng delay folks I got absolutely buried in freelance work. MTV, animation and all that good stuff. I have another installment coming up soon. It's short but should keep the story moving along. I think my drawing evne got a little better having taken some time doing animation projects and all. Thanks for your patience... and for those of you who dislike the strip... AHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAAAAAAAAAA! let's just say, I cant be flushed away that easily...

Anonymous Coward's picture

sweet jews for jesus what total junk you should be ashamed the whole word is dumber for looking at this there are some countries you could be tried and put to death in because of this horror please no more how about more good stories all these jokes/cartoons suck so bad i wince in the tought of looking at them the stories are even getting a little lame but they still manage to get a laugh out of me now and then ! wow man you really fucking suck

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

I'm not a huge fan of Toiletman, but I respect the artistry involved. In fact, I like it better than people who can't punctuate correctly.

Anonymous Coward's picture

Toilet Man your art work and story is great, I too am a artist and fan of comics for over forty years. Your humor is wild and off the charts I love it! Don't try to defend yourself or explain yourself because it's a losing battle those that like your work will continue to do so and thats who you should make the comic for. About twenty years ago I had created and copyrighted a superhero duo that became a neighborhood classic and had a cult following of about 30 people LOL. But truth be told those 30 people waited on baited breath for every issue and 22 years later they still love the characters and look forward to their official release to the mass market scheduled for late 2008. While your character deals with crap be of courage it's really some good SHIT LOL. On the serious side you've got guts to avail yourself to the negative comments you recieve but if you've got a warped and morbid sense of humor (like I do)hahahaha It will only fuel you to dump some more great follow up issues, believe me my characters came up against opposition a representative of my comic characters was put out of a comic shop in N.Y. when he tried to pitch the idea of them selling it from their shop hahahah 22 years later and they're still here waiting for their official release. Keep up the good work until we Flush again.

EXCELSHITCIOR

meowpoo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

god, am i the only one who likes these?may the poo be with you. hey,that rhymes!

-- what smells? shit!

Anonymous Coward's picture

My first reaction after stumbling onto this site and this comic was a dumbfounded stupor. Then after an hour or two, with the initial shock still lingering, I found myself suffering unrestrainable bouts of laughter.
This is absolute, crude, lowbrow, vile and vulgar humor. But that's what makes it so hysterical. The incredulity at the subject matter being used is funny in and of itself. Good job man!

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

I am preparing the legal paper work for the eventual movie! Will also be in negotiation with potential sponsors such as Kohler Plumbing and the makers of Prep H.

Anonymous AMANDA's picture

that was so gross

athenivanidx's picture
l 100+ points

Dude this is cool.......got any more coming?\


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We three shits of Mathematica are. Laughing on the toilet, har, har!

We three shits of Mathematica are. Laughing on the toilet, har, har!

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