Today's Lesson

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-- Written and drawn by Ass Phlegm.

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53 Comments on "Today's Lesson"

ThreePly's picture

Dave, I don't think Snuffy is invisible. There's a lot of episodes with Big Bird and the kids all gathered around and singing stupid songs. However, I think they've phased him out a lot in the past few years to focus on more popular and marketable characters like Elmo, Baby Bear, Rosita, and if you live in South Africa, there's Kami, a character that is HIV+. No shit.

The Big Wiper's picture
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Ah, the 'P' word! Or should I say, 'letter!' Great lesson, either way, AP!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Clustersnarf's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

WTG AP! Friggin hilarious. Glad to see you back in the saddle. I can't wait for Pooper Friends part 2.

Poop Is My Friend's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Is laying some pipe a valid term for pooping? I always assumed that could only be used for sexual purposes.

Di Uhreea's picture
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Nice work, AP! You rule - again!
3Ply - I remember that toilet episode. I mentioned it a long time ago in the forums.

ThreePly's picture

YES! YES! YES! I love it Ass Phlegm! Especially because I'm at work right now, at a PBS station, and I just got that show off the air. Fuckin' awesome!

Now if I can only find that episode of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood where they discuss potty training. Mr. McFeely comes over with a video tape that they watch on Picture Picture, that shows how toilets are made. Its the best fucking episode of Mr. Rogers that was ever made.

Ass Phlegm's picture
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This was just something I put together quickly to tide people over till the next Pooper Friends. Don't worry, making this cartoon did not cut into my time on TPF's. I hope you guys like it.

As if Sesame Street wasn't "strange" enough, I thought it was odd that they never tackled this subject. I could be wrong, but I don't remember seeing it...but then again, that was throughout the 70's-80's and poop is still a taboo topic so...

You mean to tell me that no one ever had to jump over a huge pile left by Snuffalumpagus!

Dave's picture
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Isn't Snuffalumpagus invisible to everyone but Big Bird? So wouldn't his poop be invisible, too? I'll bet everyone on Sesame Street is trudging around with Snuffy shit caked all over their shoes and pants legs, and only Big Bird knows it.

daphne's picture
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I think the biggest arguement I ever heard at a daycare center was over this nasty little girl Helen tell Ms. Sadler that Bert and Ernie were gay, because her step daddy said so.

Ms. Sadler had no humor.

I was working at Case Western, a work study job, by the way.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

doniker's picture
j 1000+ points

Elmo loves you.......hug Elmo.

Clustersnarf's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

The laying pipe controversy was discussed here:

TheBigCheese's picture

LMAO! That was the best comic I've seen in years! Wonderful! I remember the original Sesame Street- with Mr. Pooper; Big Turd; The Count ("One, two, THREE! Three glorious turds in the bowl, Mwahahahaha!); Pookie Monster; Kermit the log, and so forth.

This was better than that time that Grover fucked Elmo up the ass!

emt_poo's picture

That was just great!!!!!!!

daphne's picture
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I will hug you Elmo.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

Jack Scat's picture
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I really can't say who would be the funniest Sesame Street character to do a skit teaching the kids about shit.
The Count? "One. One kid dropped off at the pool. Two. Two kids dropped off at the pool... ha ha ha"
The Two-Headed Monster? "Sh. it. Sh. it."
Super-Grover? Just imagine him grunting.
Cookie Monster? "Me eat many cookies..."
Or about about those Yip yip yip uh huh aliens?
Sesame Street should be about shit all the time.

TheBigCheese's picture

Sesame Street has been brought to you by: The number 2 and the letter "S".

daphne's picture
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"One stinky, hahahaha."
"Two, two stinkies, hahaha."
"Three, three stinkies, hahaha."
"Three stinkies."

.....hugging bunnies since 1969

sam's picture

WOW! What a twist to my childhood memories! I learnt to tie my laces on this show. I wonder what today would feel like if I had learnt to wipe on SS!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Damn! I leave for a couple of months and miss the funniest comic of all!
Ha ha ha ha!!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Hanus of Uranus's picture

LMAO @ TheBigCheese. Number 2.
Simple. Obvious. Priceless!

Snuffy was never invisible; but for a long time everyone else just missed him. After a few years of that, they retired that aspect of the bit. I don't know who else was the first to see him.

The Shit Volcano's picture
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My sister was afraid of Snuffy when she was little. She finally admitted it to me the other day.

When I was two I was always afraid of those two monsters that always said, "yup, yup, yup, yup. Radio!" I used to be terrified that they would pop out of my closet in the middle of the night. Damn Seseme Street was traumatic!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Atlantima's picture

Mr. McFeely?

Hanus of Uranus's picture

Shut up and give me my lettre!

Natalie's picture

LOL, funny stuff man. Funny stuff.

Holly's picture

I always thought snuffy was invisible. So snuffy could like shit on ppl or pull down there pants and no one would know! I think sesame street would be better if shit was a character.

Lenny236's picture

I like it.It was asstastic.

cosmo's picture

my favorite is blasting out a brown trout

zzzzzzzzplop!!!!!!'s picture

awesome dude

nicole's picture

poop-ahhhhhhhhh nothing like a good poop love that poop. especially when ernie and bert are talking about it.

poop IS funny's picture

There must be more comics like this, that was pretty funny...

Courtney Benton (Feces Girl)'s picture

I remember Bert singing " Oh gee! I wish I had a friend to play with me" Instead of that I made up Bert singing "Ouchie! It really hurts to pull the dingle berry out of my butt!"

dude's picture

that was the most hilarious comic ive ever read

Poopmaster 4000's picture

omg i love this comoic!!! its the joy of life! never ever have i laughed at poop so much..EVER! yours truly, fool in pants

k.t.'s picture

funny poop!

Abbey's picture

k.t. rocks ^^^^^^^^^
and dude

you should make that an animation mannnnnn i would love it

think about it

rock on

E's picture

Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

Johanna's picture

shit rox!!!!!!!!!!

LivingDeadGirl's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

That's hilarious! :D

Pooping since 1976.

Pottyman's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Just don't show that to the producers. They'll go insane. Good job though. 11/10

Live free. Die free. Crap free.

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

That comic was very amusing.
Ok, no, it was hilarious.

blab's picture

blab. very political

mott the poople's picture
l 100+ points

Another good one AP...I like the SS drummer...I wonder what his expression would be during a poop??...(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

why b other's picture

This is a most ingienous twist of sesame street ever!!! I dont think the little kids would like it though. Lol (=

shitshat's picture

I would like to see another SS comic. IMO I think this was way funnier than pooper friends.

Dr. Strangeturd's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Still funny
My plans were foiled again, by those damn PooperFriends!

My plans were foiled again, by those damn PooperFriends!

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

This thread is as good as the one under "The 10 Stages of Pooping" is bad! Both are great AP cartoons--what accounts for the difference in the quality of the comments under them?

the log of hazzard's picture
l 100+ points

I'd say this is a very important lesson.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

Poopgirl's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I'm not sure I like the swearing version of Sesame Street.
Poop on!


Poop on!


Anomalous Coward's picture
k 500+ points

I'm gonna git fired reading this shit at work and busting out laughing. Dang but that wuz funny.

Miss Simone Scat's picture
k 500+ points

This is bloody brillant AP. Please do>Producing waste since 1967

Producing waste since 1967

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