Teed Off Turd III

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(Did you read #1 and #2?)




If Teed Off Turd is a super hero, then John Ashcroft is a staunch defender of the Bill of Rights.
In other words, TOT may just have to accept it: he is nothing more than a turd out of water. Perhaps
this mysterious stranger will explain...

Teed Off Turd is a log without a home. One place he does belong, however, is on your chest.

Read on: Teed Off Turd IV.

-- Ass Phlegm

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31 Comments on "Teed Off Turd III"

The Big Wiper's picture
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Oh, man, this is great! I can hardly wait to see what his future is. But, yo, AP, I am truly honored to be mentioned in your strip. What a surprise for me!

Won't be long now and your new tee will arrive. You can bet I'll wear it around town proudly and field all questions from all comers.

Poopers, if you're reading this, consider a modest investment in a T O T tee today! Then go have some fun with it.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

glad he's not going to be a super hero. It would be much more interesting if he went on some great philisophical journey without beating people up. I've already seen The Matrix -- that's enough violence in the name of Nietsche, thank you.

Lauren B.'s picture

You're awesome, Ass Phlegm. When's the next one? :-)

Ass Phlegm's picture
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Thank you, Lauren! Kinda left everyone hangin' like the old "See you next tuesday" cliffhangers, huh?! Well, I'm doing my best to not let too much time go inbetween strips. Hopefully I'll have the next one ready in a few weeks (I do have other obligations besides Poop Report believe it or not!). We'll all have to wait to find out who this mysterious character is who saved TOT is! Ahh, suspence.

-AP

The Big Wiper's picture
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I must confess, AP, you have me completely guessing here. That's just great for the strip. Ty made an interesting cultural observation, too. So, by all means, throw us a curve with #4. I am acutely interested in discovering what viable career options a piece of shit truly has! Meanwhile, I am already preparing my standard response for when I wear your tee around town! Should be a trip, man!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Scat Woman's picture

Love it, and love the T...wonder if they would get upset if I wore that on casual Fridays at work...hmmm

Ass Phlegm's picture
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Scat, what could be more casual then wearing a shirt with a cartoon shirt! Through on some pink bunny slippers and you're fit to go!

ps. If your boss gets upset tell him I said it was ok.

-AP

Ass Phlegm's picture
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I really should spell check before submitting. It should read, "...what could be more casual than wearing a shirt with a cartoon SHIT!"

-AP

Sorry for the scru upps in ma' gramma.

poop's picture

this was the coolest peice of crap!!!!

ur werst enemee's picture

mabee its trash can man cuz of the trash can in the corner maybee

dont yell at me ;(

Guess N. Game's picture

That one's too easy. Q:What would TCM do with a piece of shit? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Trash Can Man's picture

I would eat it. I eat everything. I'm a big, fat geeky slob from Miami. Either that or I would bore it to death by making it listen to unjustified facts & trivia that I think I know. I really don't know anything though...except I'm a big, fat geeky slob from Miami.

?'s picture

heha

Ass Plegm's picture

Hey folks! AP here. Just wanted to clue people in to the fact that I'm having some computer problems and can not use my graphics programs right now. It is; however, being fixed and hopefully the next installment of TOT #4 will be out soon. Sit tight, and thanks for your patience!

-AP

Super Pooper's picture

I can't wait till the next one!

Doody Two Shoes's picture

My legs go numb from sitting to long...at the computer!

poopdiddy's picture

where is issue number 4?

shit muncher's picture

it was cool but cant wait to find out more

IronTurd's picture

Absolutely pure genius. I've never laughed so hard in my life. It doesn't even need a story line. Just looking at Teed Off Turd makes me crack up. Thank you Ass Phlegm, can't wait for the next installment. The suspense is killing me!!

poop lover's picture

TOT for the next president .....!!!

nathan's picture

tot was awsome and anyone who doesnt like it must be out of there minds its put together so well i cant wait till i see the next issue

Chris's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

ummm, your poopy comics are funnier that real poop. and i like to poo. i would like for all you doodie readers to kno im honored to poo out such masterpieces of poopy. shout a holler at me.

poopie doopie's picture

AP-
umm you spelt thief wrong- its THIEF not THEIF - good comic, anyways. keep up the good work.

crap & dog's picture

if theres gona BE ANOTHER TEED OF TERD IM THERE

mott the poople's picture
l 100+ points

I'm glad I didn't have to wait for each one.
BTW...Excellent graffiti...(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

SamDamnit's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

Ah shit! A cliff hanger!

SamDamnit!
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The Church of Poop
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Poopgirl's picture
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I agree. Cliffhangers suck. However, they are a great way to get people to read a whole series of comics, not just one.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

Poop on!

-Poopgirl

turd banned it's picture
m 1+ points - Newb


___I am liking TOT, "do my doodie" Ha Ha! Ilike the beer cap cap ;-)____
"show that turd who's boss"

"show that turd who's boss"

warhammer gold's picture

a very insteresting site

warhammer's picture

lol, this is disgustingly funny

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I love when they show his corny tooth, how disgustingly adorable
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Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

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