Introducing The Pooperfriends

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Dave says: Wow. What have I created? This site has gone from a place for funny
stories of twits crapping their pants to a full-fledged community with its own
set of mythical heroes. And to think the people in high school used to make fun of me...

Ass Phlegm wants the PoopReporters who don't see themselves in this comic to know that they
will probably appear in later issues. Even you, Crappercritic, although somehow I doubt you'll be a good guy.

UPDATE: Good news! The Pooperfriends have embarked upon their first adventure!

-- Comic and writing by Ass Phlegm

Like Ass Phlegm? He's featured in The Journal of Ass Production!

54 Comments on "Introducing The Pooperfriends"

The Big Wiper's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

I have only one thing to say to you, Ty. May I lend you a hand? Or wipe away your troubles?

Nice work, AP! This could be the start of something big! I can hardly wait for my first assignment from Dave-O over the Dave-O-Phone.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

AssBlaster2000's picture
PoopReport of the Year Awardj 1000+ points

Nice nipples on the ladies, AP. (As long as they're not crusty.) Looks like this is going to be fun!

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

Incredible! Wow. maybe I should join the forums so I could be part of this. It looks like PoopReport now has it's "cool kids." And, like in high school, I strive to be a part of the group. Great job!

Chip Brown's picture

This is great. Now how about some super villians like Trashcanman with his "leg of kryptonite" and belly full of lies?

Di Uhreea's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

OMFG!! Well worth the wait! Hang on, laughing so hard I gotta get my "SweetPee" so I can pee right here and not in my pants.....
Once again, you rule, AP!
Well done!

Artful Dodger's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

Holy shit this is cool! As Di said, you do indeed rock. And incidentally, AB's helmet crack me up for some reason.

honey_monster's picture

I think Dave Pilkey will be shitting his pants if he ever sees this. The Pooper Friends crap all over captain underpants. I cant believe that Ass Phlegm isn't a global houshold name with material like this!

AssBlaster2000's picture
PoopReport of the Year Awardj 1000+ points

The "2000" on my helmet reminds me of New Year's of that year when people had all that Y2K and 2000 merchandise. So I guess y'all can call me AB2KY2K now. But I still think it's cool, AP!

P.S. Love Dodger's buttflap.

Di Uhreea's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

Another thing I noticed was we have the token "blonde, brunette, redhead" female super(pooper)hero thing goin' on.

The Big Wiper's picture
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Yo, Di! I know you've let your kids read Dav Pilkey's books. You gonna let them see what Mommy's been up to in her spare time? LOL!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Di Uhreea's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

Honestly, I hadn't thought of it.
Since there's no nudity, I don't see any harm in letting the kids see AP's wonderful Pooperfriends creation.

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Maybe they should all ride around in their Poop-Mobile. It could be a BM-W.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Poopedem's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I can't wait to see the first tissue, I mean, issue. You have inspired me to create my own work of art. BM-W omg you must include that.

the_brown_word's picture

I'm sad that I'm not enough of a presence to make it into this comic. DAMMIT.

Jimbo's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

as long as your putting nipples on the gals, how 'bout some nice cameltoe

Snapper's picture
l 100+ points

Dave, move over sweet cheeks. AP, will you marry me? That's awesome!!!

Snapper's picture
l 100+ points

I'm just looking at it again in awe. It's seriously brilliant, AP.

Ass Phlegm's picture
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I'm so glad all of you like it! And to those of you who I spoke with about being in the comic, keep an eye out! There's much more to come.

Jimbo, as much as I like tasteless humor, I wouldn't want to degrade AB, Di or Snapper with a "camel toe". They're my friends, and I'd like to keep it that way!

Turd-Hugegrunt's picture

Hahahahahahaha. Ass Phlegm RULES! And that TH character is a perfect asshole ... a very accurate charicature I'm here to assure y'all. Hahahahahaha

Turd-Hugegrunt again's picture

Ooops ... "caraciture" ... and anyway, AB2K, honey, I pictured you with slightly more cleavage, BUT ... nonetheless, AP got you and the other ladies depicted in a most charming and appropriate way, I must say.

sheila's picture

crapping is my profession, i work at a lab in minnesota where different substances are tested on how they produce poop, so i have a deep passion for pooping and i like to fart also

artificialist's picture

I hope the next comic features The Pooperfriends versus somebody that doesn't let highschool students take a shit when they need to. Also, they could battle turd terrorists that fling poo and steal TP.

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

They can catch the infamous "Defecator". You know, the one who leaves a rancid, giant shit in a toilet bowl and clogs it up. Oh, wait! That's me! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

My cat once had a diarhea fart on my arm. It was so disgusting I almost dropped her in a laundry tub full of water. Damn cat!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Terd Ferguson's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I have a cat who backs up in your face and farts her name is boma it is very stainge she is a kitten i giuse she thinks it maens hello or somthing.WARNING SHE HAS DEADLY SBDs

javonie's picture

i had diareeha today and it was actually watery and green

shitonator's picture

holy shit how the hell did you come up with such great shit

vanessa's picture

Hey, do you know what the longest terd ever recorded was?
.....Who cares its shit anyways!!!!!!

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Hey, AP, where's this new Pooperfriends comic you've been talking about?!? I wanna see it!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

The Booper's picture

This is a hilarius as well looking at a terd when your finished makin' it!!! He! He! Ha! Ha! Well im gonna go shit right now so have fun.

The Booper's picture

I'm back from my terding and well I can't stop laughing!!

The Booper's picture

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Atlantima's picture

My cat poops on everything, he has bad anal muscle control.

Albert's picture

only an american wold make such an idiotic...but strangley entertaning comic.

poopy mon!'s picture

lol! my fave char gotta be AP. LOL his gun kicks ass! the rest look ace as well!

poop-o-rama's picture

nice poop site

jo jo backdoor's picture

what and who is the cman? why do the ladies like cman? do only the gals like the cman? help i do not know

Sean's picture

Oh my god! You want to hear the tale of the time I pet a cow? Was I in for a stinky surprise? The field had flooded the night before, and my feet became heavy in Dung!!

By the way, did you know that in the old days, I am not making this up, people used turds for birth-control!! That is a stinky diaphram of fighn turdy ssshiiiittts

Feces Girl's picture

Since my favorite part of the world of poop is thinking about the men I love's bowel movements, I wish on "The Dukes of Hazzard" it could show Bo Duke (John Schneider) farting alot. Bo was my favorite guy on there.

Corninator's picture

ahhh man...i need to be in this....hahaha...lol pure awesome...ive been to this site before...and have read the stories...pure bliss..first time ever writing though...hope to become a regular...my shit senses are tingling

Turd Burglar's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

One word: "terrible".

Poop10284's picture

OMG THIS IS THE BEST SITE EVER!! Me and my friend are obssesed with the 'exretery system' as you may say. This is the best! Hahaha.

D's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

This is great! I love this site!

Duke Von Poopalot's picture

This site rules!

I love it!

Grae's picture

Yet another case of effort far outweighing results or initial concept.

Easily the least intelligent and amusing thing I have seen on the internet in weeks.

Not offensive or upsetting, just extremely poorly realised. It could have been funny, but it seems the author just lacks any real talent for humour.

I'm sure it'll appeal to some people, as no doubt there'll be readers who are equally as lame as the author.

Not worth the effort I put in to read, and barely worth the effort I put in to comment.

D-.

Seriously, do some research into writing, satire and general humour before you embarass yourself like this publically again.

I feel sorry for you.

AssBlaster2000's picture
PoopReport of the Year Awardj 1000+ points

I approved the above comment and was shocked and horrified to discover it applied to the Pooperfriends. It was tempting to delete it, but, no, negative comments have their right to go through. Besides, if I had not approved it we would not all have the chance to make fun of this fucker!

The Big Wiper's picture
PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Quality Moderatori 2000+ points

You did the right thing in letting it go through, AB2K! The comment conflicted me, too--so I neither approved nor deleted it, leaving it to some of the other moderators to decide. There was a conflict of interest, so to speak, since I am one of the Pooperfriends--as are you.

That said, ass_phlegm's comics need no defense. His work has attracted many new posters to the site over the years, and his many admirers are legion.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

mott the poople's picture
l 100+ points

AP has talent. I'm new and find his work very cool. Some people will get it, some wont. I've already done my share of laughing for the month...and still more stuff to look at.

BTW..Grae, thank you for calling me "equally as lame as the author". I WISH I had those graphic skills, and his imagination. That is YOUR opinion, and as you can see, you are entitled to it. I think I'll save my opinion about people who put in "effort" to bash others... (!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

hagride cowlover's picture

this is soooo retarded.

SamDamnit's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

I'm with Tydirium. I want to earn my way in to the anals of the Pooper Friends.

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The Church of Poop
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SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

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