My Chosen Superpower

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38 Comments on "My Chosen Superpower"

Tydirium's picture
k 500+ points

nice! funny

does this mean you're coming back to the forums?

Ramshackle's picture

That reminds me of the episode of South Park "The Brown Noise" where they played a specific note on their flutes and it made people shit themselves. They tried it out on a UPS guy unloading his truck and it was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV.

Pooperscooper's picture

Melly, you have a great concept and terrific artistic skills--please, keep on with this strip. For inspiration, consult back issues of 'Hot Head Paisan.' HH became a folk heroine back in the early 1990s. If you do a Google search you should still be able to find a site where you can purchase or view some of the stuff. HH went around throwing grenades and using an AK-47. But I like your concept really well-it uses the evil doer's colon's against them.

Melly's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Wow, thanks everyone!I'm so excited about doing these comics....theres a new one every month.The newest one just came out.I'll send it to Dave and see if he will put it up.

I think the next one I do will either be about the guy who farted really hard in my yoga class or about my feud with my drunk psycho neighbor that just got evicted...I put cat shit in her potted plants after I peed in them.Both true stories.

Melly's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Woah, saw some Hothead stuff.Funny, scary, very extreme! If we teamed up there would be lots of badness.

thales's picture

grand comic! ill send this to a couple of comic publishers in Norway, i cant see any reason why they shouldnt buy it :o)

Melly's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

COOL! ;)

Theta's picture


Personal question; are you betrothed in any way? If not, would you please, please PLEASE marry me? I've been looking for the perfect "girl" for sooo long; one who's artistic (as am I, but I'm musical, not graphic), not afraid of poo and farts (I, sadly, do both a lot), and who has an absolute kick-ass sense of humor. If you don't see this as a joke, it's not. If you don't believe me, then I'll just continue my quest...



PS- Theta refers to nature's perfect sprial; a mathematical beauty seen in sunflowers, weather patterns, and in certain people's irises. I love math too. :)

David's picture
m 1+ points - Newb


Very very creative indeed. You should be a professional

BOB's picture


Jack's picture

I think that has to be the funniest thing i have ever read, i give mad props to the writer!

Josh's picture

thats was funny.Backfiring.Hehe.

Melly's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Wow, thanks you guys! Sorry Theta I can't get hitched

quite yet, I'm dating a guy who farts like a sick elephant.

Deanna's picture


Bobby h's picture

u should publish this;)

aaron's picture

i think it needs turd action

Mike's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

That is great. IT would suck if it backfired.

Dr.Phil's picture

Sounds like a personal problem! Do you want to talk about it?

mammoth mountain's picture

hi every body im seraph from mammoth mountain and we need lots of poop loving people to came and snow board here thank you for your time

the poop deep inside us's picture

look deep inside ur heart to find the true power of poop. it flows through our every thought and ends up in the shitter.

Poop'n'Stein's picture

Melly, your work is super-pooper-duper!
Congrats and keep it up.

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

Another Mammoth lover on Poop Report? Too bad I didn't meet up with you this summer when I was filming my documentary. (Nothing to do with poop, unfortunately.)
Anyway, I loved the comic. Those reflections will kill you!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

PooperGal's picture

When's the sequel, Melly? We're waiting. Don't be a one-comic strip-wonder! Your drawing style is kewl, and so is your writing.

poopy pants's picture

MARVELOUS!! never have i seen such a true life relativity in a comic. i applaud your poopiness!! keep poopin what ur poopin!

DJ Diarrhea's picture

I love this comic, especially the ending. Your drawing style is great. Make a sequel to this one or something!

kai's picture

i like ur haicut

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Kandi's picture

When I take a dump, it makes me feel that if only for a moment, I have liberated a little chocolate freind. Sure, this chocolate freind smells like rotten crap, but I do not judge I only love.

Anonymous shitter's picture

hahaha omg these comics are hilarious!!!!! defintaly keep em coming!

doodooapoopoo's picture

What an interesting Idea! What if when ever someone was being a really big ass hole they their butthole opened up like a french lipped
sewage ejection unit and a couple of pounds nasty smelly, watery with sticy sludge plummed out of their shit shoot?

SAMI MADISON's picture

Yes, that would be a great power to have as long as it didn't backfire, Melly !

Poopgirl's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

I would want to be able to give people diarrhea too! I agree that the carnage would be disgusting if it backfired.
Poop on!


Poop on!


healthy 1's picture
j 1000+ points

Very funny, and I love the graphics too.

This would be a great superpower to have, Karma comes full circle, so I will shut up.
"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

"Two percent of the population think; three percent of the population think they think, and 95 percent of the population would rather die than think."

hotpantbooty's picture

does u guys have any comics or story about women desperate for a bathroom at the wrong time in the wrong place? let say a lady at a funeral about to load up her panty with terrible diarrhea as the priest continue to go on speaking and she had no chance of leaving her spot whatsoever. There are some people who feel that the ex lax they took last nite is kicking in the middle of their SAT exam est...

Mrs. Mad Crapper's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorj 1000+ points

very nice, great artistic design. i especially liked the part about backfiring. I only wish it were in color, ahh to see those tight white jeans soaked with lovely brownyellow squirts, now that would be a feast for the eyes.

Earth, insane asylum for the universe.

Artful Dodger's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorl 100+ points

The tighty-whitey man in the last panel always makes me laugh. He reminds me of a long gone Reporter with 80 lb. legs.

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

The cops already have this power via the Taser...take a jolt and figure your pants are history !

ChiliKahKah's picture
j 1000+ points

With this Super Power you could eat fiber and be known as the Incredible Bulk.

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