Five: A Spectacle

PoopReport of the Year AwardComment Content Moderatora 10000+ points - Super Pooperb 9000+ pointsc 8000+ pointsd 7000+ pointse 6000+ pointsf 5000+ pointsg 4000+ pointsh 3000+ pointsi 2000+ pointsj 1000+ pointsk 500+ pointsl 100+ pointsm 1+ points - Newb

Editor's Note: A few weeks ago, we ran an interview with "e", the creator of "Five: A Comic About Poop, And A Boy
With No Feet
." He said we could put up more of his comics when we liked, so here they are. I like them. And there are more on his site.

"this story was the first half of a 16 page issue written in 1998, and summarily forgotten. some of the panels had been scribbled out onto post-it-notes, and in a certain light remain a more provocative body of illustrations than the ones that follow.

"this comic is a return to the style i had adopted for the first issue. terse, and unresolved."

-- e

Editor's note: Make sure you visit e's other comics.

45 Comments on "Five: A Spectacle"

poop's picture

smell like poop

k-nye's picture

I dont get it

k-nye's picture

i like poop

the poopster's picture

poop in an interesting subject

urine's picture

wat is evryones obsession with faeces??? god ur all sik. ooo yeah poo

urine's picture

i dint get this cartoon, is the little white man sposed 2 b poop or summin? is it supposed to be i-ron-ic???

Deanna's picture


Milk Chocolate's picture

I admit, I don't really get the point of this cartoon. :P


Anonymous's picture

agree with k-nye didnt get it & milk chocolate & urine & deanna i hated it

dudeman's picture

whats is the point to this?

slim jim junkie's picture

I didn't understand

Poopface's picture

I didn't get it either.

well mabey a little bit

shit on a stick's picture

yo snibbaits, fringle thernoid. himenoidus mc ioians.

hail blifnab!

Uncle Rudy's picture

You people really know shit, don't you!

yuyuyuy's picture

I really didn't get it...

thing's picture

what does that of to do with poop

Spencer Walker's picture

At first i didnt understand but u gotta take it into perspective. the white guy has nothing to do with anything >LOOK AT THE BOX OF POOP THE WHOLE TIME

spencer walker's picture

meconium > it says that on a box on the first page >it means poop

Spencer Walker's picture

Or it just could be something to make u think> like it probably has nothing to do with poop>just to make u think

Spencer WAlker's picture

its just like that japenese metaphore "if a tree falls and no one is there does it make a noise?" its exactly like that to make u think

Reliq's picture

Hey.....the signs....the ones that say "The BEast" and "Where is Rabbi Waxman", I know those.....they are religious pamphlets......I dont know what it has to do with anything....but thats what they are. We take those and white out hte words to put in our own stuff.

Fun Fun Fun

Splurge's picture

hmm....GREAT!!! i couldnt think of any better!

Carly's picture

doesnt make sense

uh-huh's picture


james's picture

that is shit,so i like it!

the dao of poo's picture

Hmm...yet another broody brit...oh, wow...such a savant...and...can i possibly find another lame excuse for...ellipses...
As much as I appreciate minimalist/existential/surrealist/neo-emo-wtfe cartoons, i'm still reminded that musique concr

rondasha owings's picture

Poop report is the best website I have ever visited. It satisfys my curiosity in poop. I'd love to get more of your comics. This one was funny, but scary!!! This guy sounds demented!

BUTTUGLY's picture

does anyone know where to get a TEED OFF TURD T-SHIRT...

Jerry Hattrick's picture

This has to be one of the top ten dumbest things I have ever seen.

John Berman's picture

what is up with this comic strip?! it makes no sense and is downright gorey. i suppose it could be funny in some demented way. but id just don't get it.

The Shit Volcano's picture
Comment Quality Moderatorh 3000+ points

It's very disturbing.

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

nick "the BEAR" snyder's picture

i think its really demented, but has some thing hidden in it, like an underline meaning. did you see the "A", "C", "D" letters in the fifth box, the "A" was pointing at a hole. "A-hole"

Albert's picture

i came to see poop story and i got this dumbass lil martion cartoon what shit!

Holly's picture

This is so disturbing and confusing. WTF is this? what does it mean? Where's Teed off Turd? Where is my sandwich? This cartoon raises many questions and i think the proper name for this is a piece of shit!

Outhouse's picture

This comic had not even zero things to do with poop

gdffddfd's picture

I think this stupid thing needs a take two

buttnugget's picture

This comic is very disturbing.

Ozzy Osbourn's picture

i dont give a shit about this comick

freakazoid's picture

Okay. I'm going to have nightmares now.

Courtney-The-Satanist's picture

I liked this comic. I thought it was strange and kind of gory and I like that stuff because I'm a Goth and a Satanist but I didn't quite understand anything about it. I'm still trying to figure it out. I fear it is too complex for my mind. I came to this site because I love shit. Shit makes me laugh. I didn't come here to use my mind and have to think about anything.

Courtney-The-Satanist's picture

Ok I think I figured this comic out and this is what I have come up with:There isn't anything to figure out, there's no hidden meaning to this comic at all. Read the other comics about this little white kid and they all go in order and you will see that everything in this comic's meaning is just as it says and has no hidden meaning. Anyone who says that it has nothing to do with shit is terribly wrong.

Pottyman's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i dont understand..... even if i was 30 i still dont get it

Live free. Die free. Crap free.

Fart Poopie's picture
j 1000+ points

Well, today I've seen two rather disturbing poop comics here. The lighthearted pooped-my-pants stories on the site make up for it, though... thank goodness...

Anonymous Coward's picture

looks to me like it is just the life story of a box of shit in some futuristic concentration camp..

Poop is Fun's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

i dont get it.

Post new comment

  • Allowed HTML tags: s:62:"<em> <strong> <cite> <code> <ul> <ol> <li> <dl> <dt> <dd> <br>";
  • Lines and paragraphs break automatically.

More information about formatting options

This question is for testing whether you are a human visitor and to prevent automated spam submissions.
Enter the characters shown in the image.
To prevent automated spam submissions leave this field empty.