It's here!

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The box arrived five minutes ago. I'm overwhelmed.

29 Comments on "It's here!"

C Everett Poop's picture
j 1000+ points

Congrats. I hope it sells a million copies.

doniker's picture
j 1000+ points

I just ordered mine from Amazon.com.

$10.17 + $3.99 shipping - my $11.67 amazon credit = $2.49 out the door!!!

It said the book won't be shipped until May 2 and it should arrive at my door between May 5 and May 8.

Can't wait!!

GottaGoGirl's picture
i 2000+ points

Very, very exciting! Congratulations, Dave!

crapper critic's picture

this book will not succeed. how is your new job doniker? clean up on aisle 7!!!

Dave's picture
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A number of people have swelled my ego by asking about purchasing autographed copies. You can get one here.

Even you, crappercritic!

Anal About Poop's picture
l 100+ points

Congrats Dave! Your family must be so proud. You're a published author!

The Big Wiper's picture
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It's a unique feeling being published on a national level. Years of research, preparation and hard work go into all publications that get that far.

The payoff is the feedback you receive as an author from your reading public. It's very satisfying to know you have reached people with your ideas, and they have responded.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Deja Poo's picture
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congrats on the book, Dave. I just ordered my signed copy.
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Deja Poo - Because this shit's so strange, it couldn't ever have happened before.

Yo quiero Taco Bell.

GottaGoGirl's picture
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Dave, I'm wondering why you chose to use "Dave" as opposed to "David". Any particular reason? Just curious.

Bilgepump's picture
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Ahem...

GottaGoGirl (2051) -- 03.30.2007

Dave, I'm wondering why you chose to use "Dave" as opposed to "David". Any particular reason? Just curious.

I can answer this for you GGG. Simply, Dave can't spell David.

(runs screaming like a little girl)

Just kidding, Chief!! :)

"One of the founding members of the Front Page Hyena Pack, and runs as its alpha male when the urge strikes him, which is often." Daphne (one perceptive chick)

The Dumpster's picture
i 2000+ points

Sir Winston Churchill, who should know, said: "Writing a book is an adventure; to begin with it is a toy, then an amusement, then it becomes a mistress, and then it becomes a master, and then it becomes a tyrant, and the last phase is that just as you are about to be reconciled to the servitude you kill the monster and strew him about to the public."

Well done, Dave. Glad you finally slew the monster! Along with, I hope, millions and millions of others, I will look forward to a darn good read.

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I picked "Dave" because I'm "Dave" to those who matter most: the readers of PoopReport.com.

Pantload's picture
m 1+ points - Newb


Straight up, Dave! I'm a Dave, too. Congrats!


What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

What's so funny 'bout poop, love, and understanding?

The Thunderous Crapper 63's picture
k 500+ points

Dave allow me to congratulate you I'm popping the cork on some Cold Duck here there is plenty for everyone so drink up. Anyone ever get the Cold Duck Shits? LOL seriously though My deepest laud and honor to the man who has bought poop into the forefront and made it okay to talk about. A poopers pooper who was innovative LONG BEFORE the hit EVERYONE POOPS. May you have much success Dave I'm sorry cant type anymore my eyes are tearing up here. Actually I think it was that last dump I took its stinkin up the whole house but hey man thats what its all about.
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The Thunderous Crapper 63 Enjoying home toilet advantage since 2004!

AHHHHHEMMMMMMMMMM JUST CLEARING MY THROAT!! ;)

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Alright! Yeah! Woo-hoo! Congratulations on your new book, Dave! I'll have to purchase a copy and keep it over the toilet.

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Behold! My new farting super power! BRAPP!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Bunga Din's picture
j 1000+ points

Congratulations Dave!!! You scored big time having Paul Provenza write a critique/forward.
As a dedicated poopreporter I will be sure to buy a copy and I will write to the Globe and Mail to review the book, this is the national paper with a huge section on books on Saturdays. They've been featuring a lot of poop related stuff on the front page recently so maybe we can get you some free press.

Poonanza's picture
l 100+ points

Hell ya, hear hear. I too will be downing a few beers for old Dave and PR tonight after my steak tips from Steak Express, mmm. Come to Abilene, Lubbock, or San Angelo Texas and eat there!

Totally awesome congrats on your publishing, boss man. You word will be heard! Can't wait to read it.

Flushaway's picture

I cant wait to see it!

Toots N. McCrack's picture
l 100+ points

I'm so happy and and proud of you! :) Here's to wishing you all the success in the world, on and off the bowl!

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'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

'Hey that sounds pretty nasty, how about a courtesy flush over there?' (AP1)

Mary Queen of Scats's picture
l 100+ points

I've done my part Dave: convinced my local library that their patrons CAN'T LIVE without a copy of your book.

I wish you luck and hope you outsell the Bible!

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

Bad kitty! Bathtubs are NOT litterboxes!

Fudgepump's picture
l 100+ points

Congratulations, Dave!!! I can't wait to dive in. I'm curious -- how many copies are in the first printing run?

Trivial Sir Poot's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

Conflatulations.

Stripper Poop's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

This should be in bathrooms everywhere.
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Strippers Poop Too!

Strippers Poop Too!

The Shit Volcano's picture
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Trivial Sir Poot, sometimes one word is all it takes. Thanks for today's laugh!

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Behold! My new farting super power! BRAPP!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

Poonanza's picture
l 100+ points

I just got it! Very fast. After about 3 chapters though, I was having so much fun I had to jump up and clean my dorm room. Rearranged everything, too. Vacummed, did dishes, washed clothes, some crazy spring cleaning. Your book inspired me!

After I get done, I'll mail you a sweet review. Only found two typos so far :)

Anonymous Coward's picture

What's really interesting is that I, withing seeing this book on here, almost bought it (it was either "buy the book, or have money for food next week" decision). Very cool!

Anonymous Coward's picture

Make that "without", not "withing".

Push n Clog's picture
m 1+ points - Newb

oooh cool...
I'll see if I can find it the next time I visit the book store! looks highly interesting :D


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To clog or not to clog...
too late - already clogged.

My dream: to design and build the ultimate shredder toilet that will never, ever clog.

RoboCrap13's picture
l 100+ points

Got the set! Poop Culture and the Journal of Ass Production. They are in the basket outside my crapper door.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

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