Ukraine citizens' national pride wounded by toilet freshener

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If Yakov Smirnoff had to sum up today's newswire, he might say, "In the United States, your stink offends the toilet freshener; in Ukraine, toilet freshener offends you." That's because the German manufacturer Henkel distributed a toilet freshener branded with the Ukraine flag's colors of blue and yellow.

The beleaguered Ukraine citizens, enraged by the important and pressing emergency that the cakes in their pee receptacles were the same color as their national flag, started a boycott of the Henkel Company, an organization surely run by a bunch of Ukraine-hating fascists who roast human babies over a flaming sacrificial pit, torture puppies, and tear the wings off butterflies in their spare time.

In response to the boycott, the heartless bastards at Henkel offered an apology on their Facebook page, pulled the devil product from Ukraine shelves, and stopped airing the following terrorist and offensive anti-citrus fruit propaganda:

The nerve of these assholes, thinking that blue represents hygiene and yellow represents a fresh lemon scent. What's the world coming to these days?

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5 Comments on "Ukraine citizens' national pride wounded by toilet freshener"

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Considering that when the power goes out in Ukraine, it usually takes the city a good week or so to even start looking into the problem, this story fits the stereotype of Ukrainians not having their priorities straight at all.

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I did not know that.

Maybe their toilet fresheners should be made to glow in the dark!

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Deja Poo's picture
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Why would that be so surprising about the electricity? When they have to service the hot water boilers during the summer, they cut off ALL of the water for a week ...for entire regions of the city.

Still, any country that can elect as President a lady that could pass for the Blonde double of Princess Leia (Carrie Fischer) can't be all bad: http://www.tymoshenko.ua/en/

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At the risk of offending any Brits that may come by Yulia Tymoshenko would be more fun in bed that Margaret Thatcher would have been.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

Deja Poo's picture
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That might be, Chief. I'll bet, however, that Kate Middleton could give her a run for the money though.

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