Twilight werewolf actor sentenced for marking his territory at LAX

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Talk about method acting. Eight weeks ago, Twilight werewolf pack member actor Bronson Pelletier was caught peeing in the middle of a terminal at Los Angeles International Airport. Tipsy on either wolfsbane or good old-fashioned alcohol, Pelletier decided he wasn't going to bother finding a restroom to pee. Channeling his inner wolf, he opened his fly and peed amidst fellow passengers . . . and was promptly arrested.

While the following video is partially blurred, one can clearly see the darkening patch develop on the carpet in front of a completely hammered-drunk Pelletier, who, might I add, was allowed to wander about without being apprehended by the attending airport security team member.

This past week Pelletier was sentenced for his faux pee pax to complete two years of probation and 52 meetings, the latter of which to be completed in six months.

Pelletier is not the only Hollywood celebrity who has recently been caught whipping it out in public and letting loose. Stephen Dorff was all smiles outside of a Hollywood hotel in December while wrangling his one-eyed trouser snake:

"Howdy!"

Actors. Go figure.

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3 Comments on "Twilight werewolf actor sentenced for marking his territory at LAX"

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Ah, one of the benefits of being male and having the capability of whipping out the old membrum virile with ease is that the world is our urinal.

If I had two faces do you think I'd be wearing this one?

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I must admit that I use the ground 80% of the time rather than a toilet (not that I would whip it out in an airport). No choice at work and it's just easier at home, I have a couple of favorite spots in my yard. Even Little Schitt, at just 3 years old, would rather pee in the yard than in the toilet. It's great to have a schlong.

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I love Stephen Dorff. He never ceases me make me laugh, and he was awesome in Blade. That he was smiling in that picture made me laugh even harder.

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