Macklemore wipes the seat like a boss

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In case you have been hiding under a rock for the past two years, Macklemore is a Seattle-based musician who loves thrift shops and was rewarded by the music community for it with Grammy awards two years in a row, American Music awards, BET awards, and Billboard awards to name a few.

He also appears to love his girlfriend and supports cleaning that toilet seat, as found on his Instagram. He posted a short rap video asking all of you spraying jackasses out there to wipe it up.

He seems rather passionate about this, posting a short rant about those with bad aim:

“ITS TIME THAT US MEN STARTED RESPECTING TO THE BASIN THAT OUR QUEENS SIT ON! LETS RAISE THE NEXT GENERATION TO HAVE BETTER AIM SO WOMEN DONT HAVE TO PEE & POOP ON OUR PEE!...and IM NOT TRYING TO POOP ON YOUR PEE EITHER! BASICALLY, TO ALL THE FRAT GUYS AND SHITTY DADS, QUIT FUCKING UP THE DEUCE SESH FOR THE REST OF US! BUMP THIS CUT IN ALL AIRPORT BATHROOMS AND FOOTBALL GAMES! FUCK A DRUNK DAD PISSING ON THE GROUND, AND A FRAT BRO TOO HAMMERED TO HANDLE HIS DANGLER! MAN UP AND LEARN DONG CONTROL!...IM OUT!!!”

I must admit that I see a fair share of pee sprinkled on public toilets in the Women’s Room while out and about, so we’re all pretty much guilty of being ignorant, but it’s so nice to see a rapper who has manners. Thank you, quirky white man with my granddad’s clothes.

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1 Comments on "Macklemore wipes the seat like a boss"

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Thanks Macklemore for being a sweetie and wiping the seatie after you sprinkle when you tinkle.

This here's Little Brittle and the C-bag. And he's kickin' it, elderly school.