Child poops on seat on Delta Bejing to Detroit flight
Ever wonder what it would be like to cross the vast Pacific in a giant chamber pot or bedpan rather than a plane? Wonder no more because it's now been done!
The noses of passengers aboard a Delta Flight from Beijing to Detroit were recently titillated by the aroma of used Kung Pao Chicken when a Chinese toddler unloaded the aromatic remnants of his last dining experience on newspapers spread on his plane seat. The poo was contained but the aroma was shared by all. This was done with the approval of both the little stinker's parents and grandparents, who were adamant in their refusal to take the tyke to the bathroom. I have read that Chinese parents have a predilection for allowing their toddlers to drop their trousers and extrude both liquid and solid bodily waste in public, but this is going a bit to far.
I suppose it could have been worse. Imagine the horror that would have ensued if it had been a Scottish child unloading some used haggis or, heaven forbid, a Swedish tyke ridding his colon of yesterday's fermented surstromming, in which case the pilot would have had no other choice but to dive into the cleansing waters of the ocean.
The Chinese have set international relations back hundreds of years with this occurrence. We get enough of their cheap shit at Walmart without them passing out free shit on international flights.
Editor's Note: Besides being our resident Santa look-a-like, fart master, and fellow kitteh lover, Chief Thunderbutt is the site's gastronomical garbage pail. He has eaten things that I never heard of. Since I did not know what surstromming was, I felt obligated to research it. If you also had never heard of it before and have a few minutes, the following video not only explains what it is and how it originated, but it also shows some very brave--or stupid--people who try to eat it. Enjoy!