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When scheisse happens, shame cleans it u
Submitted by El Scumbag
May 4, 2009, 18 Comments

Perhaps it's due to the content of certain websites, but Germans, rightly or wrongly, are frequently accused of having poo fetishes and underdeveloped senses of humour. However, this looks likely to change following action by the Berlin citizen's action group Shit Happens, who are tackling their...

A posh pony poo present from Paris
Submitted by El Scumbag
April 29, 2009, 25 Comments

Everyone loves a free gift as a souvenir of a good day out. But racegoers at the Vicennes Racetrack in Paris were given a free gift on April 11th which may not have been in the best of taste: fresh poop from the champion racers. They were presented in plush red velveteen boxes. They were...

In the friendly skies, your ass is still
Submitted by Logjam
April 13, 2009, 18 Comments

There are several reasons that I request an aisle seat when I fly. For one, I don't want any one between me and the toilet. And while I avoid seats too near the toilet, I prefer a seat not too far away either -- not because I mind the walk, but because the further away you are seated, the larger...

Space toilet cold war
Submitted by Thunderbox
April 7, 2009, 10 Comments

What was once a truly International Space Station -- which was built to allow nations to fully cooperate in scientific research -- has become a hotbed of misinformation, distrust, and disharmony. Relations between the Russians and Americans in particular have now hit an all time low, descending...

Aussies want to know what length they`re
Submitted by Thunderbox
March 30, 2009, 17 Comments

Toilet paper, bog roll, arse-wipe, call it what you will - the name isn`t important but the number of sheets on a roll soon will be in Australia. From December all supermarkets will be required to disclose the cost per 100 sheets under new mandatory pricing rules. Arguments have been raging for a...

Expensive milkshake causes poo scrutiny
Submitted by MSG
March 25, 2009, 29 Comments

Reed Harris wanted his marriage proposal to Kaitlin Whipple to be a memorable occasion. On Friday, February 28, after class at San Juan College in Farmington, NM, he arranged with some friends to deliver the ring to her in a milkshake where she would discover it (we hope) and happily agree to the...

Taking the piss out of the tourists in V
Submitted by Thunderbox
March 20, 2009, 25 Comments

Venice has always been susceptible to varying degrees of general stinkiness as it`s built on a series of canals that are regularly flooded by the Mediterranean. In summer it can be particularly bad due to the heat and an influx of more than twenty million tourists. Starting this year, pay...

Down Under dunny art
Submitted by Thunderbox
March 13, 2009, 17 Comments

Water engineers in Brisbane, Australia, decided to celebrate World Toilet Day with a special exhibition; they got hold of 100 shiny white porcelain toilet bowls and had local artists decorate them. Exhibition organiser, Rowan Barber, commented, “We`ve had decoupage, we`ve had them tiled, painted,...

Turd Terrorism cookin' close to hom
Submitted by daphne
March 6, 2009, 53 Comments

Our community has doubled in number in the past four years. Because of the overwhelming growth, new homes are constantly appearing, sometimes seeming as if they do so overnight. Along with a larger population we’ve experienced an increase of crime as well. And this month was no different. As I...

Links roundup: drowning in a sea of onli
Submitted by Dave
February 25, 2009, 6 Comments

Too many links, too little time to do a links roundup! Let's start with this t-shirt John Poo-Shack spotted at a Hot Topic in his local mall: Sri-Dabu Dabu says: Poopy Souls is a raunchy character who sings songs about poop, life, sex, and death, among other things. This Christmas album is sure...

Japanese sewage plant strikes gold
Submitted by Shits Happily I...
February 9, 2009, 9 Comments

A sewage company in the Nagano prefecture of Japan has a golden idea. Rather than just let the yellow mellow, Nagano Prefecture Suwa Construction Office has decided to mine the city's raw sewage for gold. And not just from swallowed jewellery that made the trip south! According to the Pink Tentacle...

#2 with a bullet: Utah's funeral fo
Submitted by Gasputin
February 2, 2009, 23 Comments

The Centerville, Utah, branch of the national hamburger chain Carl's Jr. (AKA The Place that Launched a 1000 Shits) recently held a memorial service for "John", a cherished men's room toilet whose time on Earth was cut mercifully short by a clumsy customer who busted a crap, then a cap, in the fool...

Beware the plainclothes toilet inspector
Submitted by Dave
January 30, 2009, 6 Comments

Usually when a guy shows excessive interest in your toilet, you figure he's a potential fan of PoopReport, and you talk up the site accordingly. But beware a man who wants to check out your bowl in the name of good governance: he may be a thief. This warning comes to us from the Hartford County...

San Francisco porta-potty arson continue
Submitted by Dave
January 22, 2009, 16 Comments

Last month, PoopReport reported on an alarming pattern of porta-potty fires from across the country. Yesterday's New York Times focused narrowly on San Francisco, which appears to be the epicenter of the epidemic. "Nineteen portable toilets have been deliberately set on fire at construction sites...

Bobbies expect local shoppers to plod th
Submitted by daphne
December 29, 2008, 29 Comments

The Preston Police Force in Lancashire, United Kingdom, upped its numbers for the holiday shopping season by adding five mounted police to the regular shift number. One would think such buttressing of protective supervision would be appreciated by the locals across the board; it's instead become...

Innocent toilets in harm's way
Submitted by Dave
December 18, 2008, 32 Comments

PoopReporters need to keep their eyes open: somebody is killing off toilets one porta-potty at a time. Right now, San Francisco is on the vanguard of this war on terror. The San Francisco Fire Department issued a notice to construction site managers on Tuesday, warning them of an evildoer...

Should parents be worried about toilet s
Submitted by Dave
December 12, 2008, 22 Comments

In my book (boy, what a great Christmas present!), I explore the dilemma about leaving the toilet seat in the up position or in the down. While I feel that I examined both sides of the argument with a critical eye, reports one angle that I never even considered: the health of little...

Times Square once gets much-needed bathr
Submitted by Dave
December 3, 2008, 33 Comments

Once again, the failure of New York City's municipal government to provide basic services for its biggest tourist attraction is on full display in the guise of a publicity stunt. For the third straight year, Charmin has opened luxury toilets in the heart of Times Square, providing for free the...

Poop Culture: The Play? (Any PoopReporte
Submitted by Dave
November 13, 2008, 15 Comments

Like any narcissistic author, I have a Google Alert set up to tell me whenever my name appears in the news. Today Google told me that my work has inspired high culture! From, LSU's online student newspaper: Black Box puts crap on stage Beginning on November 12 and running through...

Brownie a la mode... or worse
Submitted by MSG
November 10, 2008, 10 Comments

Turd terrorism became real for two families in Sydney, Australia, recently. Stephen and Jessica Whyte and their three boys were digging into a free gelato dessert when Mrs. Whyte suddenly jumped up, aghast. What she had eaten did not taste--or smell--like hazelnut ice cream. Mrs. Tina Elliott,...

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