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Indonesian elephants being spared for th
Submitted by daphne
December 29, 2011, 2 Comments

Most of the elephant herd at the Bali Safari and Marine Park had been scheduled to be destroyed recently. They were not, though, because a man named Tim Husband, originally from Australia, came to their rescue. He has managed to put together a program where inhabitants of nearby villages cut...

Doggie poop bags: Extravagance or neces
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
September 14, 2011, 17 Comments

It seems that whoever goes through the city's books in San Jose, California has discovered that the city has been spending $60,000 per year to provide poo-bags for dog owners. Actually, the poo-bags are for the dogs rather than the owners, but I'm sure you understood what I meant. Dog owners have...

Ponderers of panda poo possibly solve pe
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
September 1, 2011, 6 Comments

Pandas, those big cuddly-looking critters that we all love, may have the answer to cheaply manufacturing biofuels hidden up their furry asses. Researchers at the University of Mississippi have been working on the problem of creating biofuels from non-edible sources and came up with the following...

Pissed first, pooped on later: Drunk br
Submitted by daphne
August 9, 2011, 5 Comments

About thirty-five kilometers northwest of Glasgow, nestled in the lush lowlands of Scotland, is a town called Greenock. It’s a nice-sized community with over 45,000 inhabitants, one that has a rich history. It has hosted an IBM and Lenovo plant and has been the site of great sugar production...

Inca stinka, or empire of the llama turd
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
July 11, 2011, 7 Comments

Have you ever looked at photos of Machu Picchu and find yourself totally overwhelmed by its grandeur? From its rather humble origin it could have easily been named Machu Pincha Loaffa. Yes, poopreporters, this mightiest of Andean Fortresses in the sky owes its very existence to the humble turd...

Air raid! Quick, get in the shitter!
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
June 28, 2011, 5 Comments

So you're seeing the sights in the beautiful city of Moscow, and the slightly rancid bowl of borscht and the blini with extra grease that you washed down with an excessive amount of cheap vodka last night are knocking at your rear exit. Don't even think about ducking behind a bush and dropping...

Prodigious pile of poultry poop
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
June 23, 2011, 2 Comments

When I first entered the Air Force way back in 1960, I was an air traffic controller assigned to an AACS squadron. AACS was an initialism for Air and Airways Communications Systems, which in typical GI style we changed to Acres and Acres of Chicken Shit in our non-official conversations. Little...

Peeping pervert principal will probably
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
June 14, 2011, 3 Comments

Little boys attending Sageville Elementary School just north of Dubuque, Iowa, haven't been unobserved as they have been shaking the last drops of wee from their weenies in one of the school's bathrooms. It seems that there is nothing their principal likes better than watching the post-urination...

El Paso's Poop Alley: Who's g
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
June 8, 2011, 18 Comments

During the Korean war, American pilots were quite frequently called upon to fly over the portion of Northwestern North Korea where the Yalu River empties into the Yellow Sea. This area was notoriously known as Mig Alley and was quite a dangerous place to be. Courage was required to penetrate this...

Turd terrorist arrested
Submitted by Thunderbox
June 3, 2011, 6 Comments

Salvatore “Sam” Cerreto, a 71 year-old millionaire, has been arrested in a suburb of Sydney, Australia and charged with “wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behavior”. Turd Terrorism to you and me. Two restaurateurs in North Ryde have been plagued for four years with crap-smeared door...

Don't eat the chocolate-covered pea
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
May 29, 2011, 9 Comments

U.S. health inspectors recently cited Delta Airlines for rodent feces and urine they found in a food preparation area on one of Delta's planes. The feces were even counted; but I must doubt the count as the totals were not given with any exactitude. The report listed eight to eleven rodent...

Commode flower pot defeats city official
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
May 20, 2011, 6 Comments

In March,Tennessee resident William Terry was cited by the city of Oak Ridge for a commode he uses for a flower pot that just didn't measure up to the standards of city officials. Terry said the commode had been in his yard for eight years but was only cited in February of this year. It seems...

Predator poop found to protect the garde
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
May 11, 2011, 5 Comments

How about it, mate? Have you and the other chaps been cursed with a mob of rampaging kangaroos eating your veggies before you have a chance to harvest them yourselves? Are gangs of bandicoots cavorting on your lawn, leaving it full of holes? Has your newly arrived Middle Eastern neighbor's vast...

Poop may solve Amelia Earhart mystery
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
April 18, 2011, 13 Comments

It has been 74 years since famed aviator Amelia Earhart and her navigator Fred Noonan disappeared somewhere over the vast Pacific while making an attempt to establish a world aviation record. Experts originally thought that Earhart's plane had gone down in the ocean after running out of fuel....

Low flow toilets cause big stink
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
April 6, 2011, 12 Comments

The environmentally minded folk of the city of San Francisco have adopted the technology of the low-flow toilet in a big way. Their efforts have payed off and the city has seen consumption of water go down by approximately 20 million gallons annually. This is a substantial savings of a valuable...

Give a crap: We need your links for Jap
Submitted by daphne
March 17, 2011, 2 Comments

Due to the recent catastrophe people and animals in Japan are suffering and need our help. If you haven't considered donating to the tsunami/earthquake relief efforts because you are worried about sending money to a scam organization, then I would like to post a few links here to credible sources...

Human turds are now officially heating E
Submitted by Thunderbox
March 8, 2011, 52 Comments

Didcot, a town in Oxfordshire, southern England, has become the first place in Britain to have its gas supply provided by its inhabitants' own disgusting bowel movements. It's hoped that nearly 200 homes in the region will soon have their heating supplied by the flushed contents of their toilets....

Doggy DNA Dooms Dookers
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
February 24, 2011, 7 Comments

Ever see a canine crap camped on the concrete and think to yourself that we could punish this perpetrator post-haste if we had a DNA sample of all the dogs in the neighborhood? This is no longer a dream in the Israeli town of Petah Tikva. The mayor, having put up with all the shit he could...

SmolderingTwo Ply Sparks National Disast
Submitted by daphne
January 17, 2011, 23 Comments

In December of 2010 a fire started in Carmel, Israel, killing over forty people and causing the evacuation of 17,000 others before it was controlled by firefighters four days later. The fire destroyed over 5,000 hectares of land, which almost equals twenty square miles. Large fires have burned...

Panda Poo Makes for a Profitable Penny
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
January 12, 2011, 4 Comments

I took a year of three-dimensional design while I was in college. I attended a small Tennessee school where, it would seem, the staff was not up on the most modern materials in which we students could ply our vocation. We did the usual sculpting with clay and a little free-form building with...

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