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Ask Poopreport: Poop Without Peeing?
Submitted by LaBrez
January 19, 2010, 39 Comments

I just read the page that discusses why we poop while we pee and found it to be very comprehensive. I have a question that is related to, but not answered in, that section. As a medical student, I have, of course, become the source of information on such topics among my circle of friends, and...

Ask Poopreport: My Son Poops Too Much!
Submitted by Wiperena
January 8, 2010, 11 Comments

I am writing you concerning an important matter; my seven year-old son. He poops at least ten times a day, and he's been doing this for about the past two weeks. I used to have him drink Plum Smart, a drink that is supposed to make you poop more. I stopped giving it to him because he was pooping...

Ask Poopreport: It Looks Like Seeds, Bu
Submitted by SunnyS
January 7, 2010, 9 Comments

As someone who never eats sunflower seeds, I am confused. Lately, I've been seeing stuff in my poo that is very white and looks very much like sunflower seeds. I assume it's not parasitic related, but who knows. Can you think of anything that it might be? Thanks much.

Ask Poopreport: What To Do With Rabbit
Submitted by Klaus
December 29, 2009, 6 Comments

We have rabbits in our garden, but since they are nice little creature, we have one problem - rabbit dung on the grass. How can we get rid of the poo in the grass? Is there an environmentally-friendly product that can bio-degrade the poo? I would like to use an environmentally-friendly product...

Ask Poopreport: My Meds Won't Dige
Submitted by Oxypoopin
December 15, 2009, 16 Comments

I have serious back pain. I have bad discs in many places, so of course, I am on a shitload of pain pills. I was recently changed to OxyContin and felt great for first month, but then I became constipated! The twist on this is that the OxyContin are passing through my body undigested, no matter...

Ask Poopreport: Why Does My Shit Prosca
Submitted by SeanR
December 11, 2009, 16 Comments

Ever since I can remember, I have had huge, hard, painful craps. Sometimes I strain so hard and endure so much pain during my evacuations that I see stars afterwards. People tell me it must be my diet; but over the years, I've paid very close attention to it for the sole purpose of hopefully...

Ask Poopreport: How Do You Coax The Bro
Submitted by johnjohn
December 8, 2009, 18 Comments

Recently I have been experiencing anxiety about pooping. This has been a lifelong on and off situation, but more so recently. When I feel it coming on I panick. What if nothing comes out, or it gets stuck? Fortunately most of the time I am able to just go sit on the toilet and be done with it...

Ask PoopReport: Cleaning Hippie Bowl Sta
Submitted by eddie_abandon
December 2, 2009, 29 Comments

Dear PoopReport, "If it's yellow, let it mellow." This phrase was probably more common in the eco-craze of the 1970s, but it's still around. In fact, we do this where I live. We also have a hippie diet. Together, this leads to brown or yellow rings around the interior of the bowl, right at the...

Ask Poopreport: What Are The Chances?
Submitted by jodidavis02
November 24, 2009, 16 Comments

Are there any concrete statistics on the following? 1.) What is the possibility of being left on the seat with no paper on the roll? 2.) Who's more likely to leave an empty roll on the tp holder - men or women? 3.) What is the percentage of guests will search a host's bathroom for a replacement...

Ask Poopreport: How Do We Neutralize A
Submitted by MHath
November 21, 2009, 34 Comments

I have a serious question about poop smell in the workplace. We recently moved our office and now have bathrooms all to ourselves - Men's and Ladies' with two stalls each. An unnamed female colleague reports that she has very, very stinky shits, and I agree with her. I have walked down the hall...

Ask Poopreport: What Are These Things O
Submitted by scannerguy
October 30, 2009, 29 Comments

I have been finding hairlike things on the toilet paper when I wipe. I scanned two under a microscope and created images. Does anyone have any idea what these are? Thanks.

Ask Poopreport: Why Does It Smell?
Submitted by birdz
October 20, 2009, 31 Comments

I see that some questions have been asked regarding anal mucus but nothing concerning the odor of the anal mucus. I'll have a bowel movement, and about half an hour later my anus secretes this fishy smelling mucus that is sometimes clear and other times a little brown. Please get back to me...

Ask Poopreport: Now Or Later?
Submitted by MSG
October 6, 2009, 15 Comments

Lately I have noticed a tendency to feel the urge to poop, but by the time I get to the toilet, the urge has gone away. I can do one of two things: 1.) Push it out now. 2.) Wait till the urge returns with greater strength. If I choose the first option, the movement is sometimes hard to pass...

Ask PoopReport: Isn't She Lovely?
Submitted by MSG
September 28, 2009, 35 Comments

I've been thinking what a marvelous creation the human bottom is: 1. It is aesthetically pleasing so that many artists have portrayed it quite beautifully, which is impossible with the anuses of animals, right out in the open. 2. The cheeks hide and protect the anus when at rest. 3. the cheeks...

Ask PoopReport: I Do vs. I Doo
Submitted by private pooper
September 1, 2009, 38 Comments

Dear PoopReport, I have been taught to close the door behind me and do my business in private. When I got married, it became apparent that my wife saw thing a little differently. Shortly after getting married, I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth and she came in, sat down, and let 'er rip. She...

Ask PoopReport: The Great Transsexual Po
Submitted by Lewis
August 18, 2009, 62 Comments

Evening, PoopReport, How are you? Good? Excellent. I'm not sure if this story has been featured on your fine interwebs at some point in the distant past (I checked, but couldn't find). If not, I'm hoping you would be interested in it, as it's kind of fun, and maybe you would be able to establish...

Ask PoopReport: Problems With Mother
Submitted by Rhiannon
August 6, 2009, 22 Comments

Dear PoopReport, I've been searching the net and can't really find any information about a problem I have with my mother. For the past ten+ years, she's been crapping on the toilet. On the toilet. And it's been getting worse in the past few years. When I point it out to her, she either ignores it,...

Ask Poopreport: Behind The Brown Door
Submitted by plop cop
July 30, 2009, 17 Comments

Last Saturday, while reading the morning paper and drinking a cup of coffee, I felt the urge to drop the kids off at the pool; so with the sports section under my arm, I headed to the bathroom. I felt neither an alarm, nor a sudden urge. The timing was normal. I wasn’t backed up. With the sports...

Ask PoopReport: My Mom Feels No Urges
Submitted by RMB
July 14, 2009, 27 Comments

My mother gave birth to me twenty-one years ago, and ever since then, she has NEVER HAD AN URGE TO GO POOP. She only has mild, intermittent constipation when going, but her body doesn't tell her she needs to go poop! Even if she takes strong laxatives, she has no urge ever, and just has to remember...

Ask PoopReport: The Dark Urine Death Wat
Submitted by UglyMac
June 23, 2009, 12 Comments

Dear PoopReport, I am a huge alcoholic. When I am drinking, my urine is generally clear. However, when I am not drinking, it is extremely dark and stinky, and it has an even darker oily substance within the urine that I can watch settle onto the bottom of the bowl. Is this something caused by...

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