Ask PoopReport
Submit New Item
Ask Poopreport: Breaking It To The New
Submitted by poospicacious
May 18, 2010, 15 Comments

M boyfriend, who is new to living with a significant other, once said to me, "I know that girls shit, but I don't ever want to know about it, not even when or if I'm married." I've thus far resisted my innate instinct to reply, "Hey, come take a look at this one, it's bleeding huge!" At a...

Ask Poopreport: Cold Turkey
Submitted by TravelingMike
May 11, 2010, 8 Comments

I travel to Turkey two times each year. After crossing six times zones, I have trouble getting my poop schedule regulated again. Usually, I go in the morning; but when I get to Turkey, I am constipated for about two days. Any suggestions?

Ask Poopreport: What Is Enough?
Submitted by bolero
April 30, 2010, 8 Comments

Last night, I sat down on a wood seat in a restaurant picked by my son and his wife, and it hurt me so bad that I had to make a work excuse to leave. How much pain do you take from your hemorrhoids before you finally call the doctor? What is your limit? I just don't go to the doctor.

Ask Poopreport: What Does It Do?
Submitted by RoidRage
April 28, 2010, 11 Comments

I'm a thirty year-old happily married man, and I had a colonoscopy and hemorrhoidectomy on April twelfth. The doctor did a great job and finished the surgery in about an hour and a half. As part of my post-op care, the nurse at the surgery center instructed me to take one tablespoon of mineral...

Ask Poopreport: What's Wrong With
Submitted by acidbum
April 26, 2010, 22 Comments

As long as I can remember, I've had a problem. To start, I just can't hold it. I get no forewarning when I have to poop. I go from being normal to running to the toilet in a second. I also never really have formed poop; it's sometimes thick like soft serve ice cream or like pudding, and it...

Ask Poopreport: Leaky Pipers
Submitted by Tia
April 19, 2010, 19 Comments

The pipes under my mobile home leaked, and now our house smells like shit, literally. How do I get rid of the smell? What products should I use?

Ask Poopreport: Selective Fart Smelling
Submitted by ShaunC
April 15, 2010, 19 Comments

My wife and I are unable to smell each other's gas. Is this something that you have ever heard of? Is this maybe a sign that we were meant to be together, or is there some sort of physical phenomenon going on here? This is very curious to us.

Ask Poopreport: Respect!
Submitted by Bran Lover
April 8, 2010, 14 Comments

I'm a shameful PoopReporter. I have to skulk a read when everyone else is in bed. Here I sit at midnight again... Everyone makes fun of me in my family and doesn't get my love of poop humor. How can I get respect?

Ask Poopreport: Is Senna Dangerous On A
Submitted by Bran Lover
March 26, 2010, 15 Comments

I used to have one of those red light, green light colons. I wouldn't poop for three days, and then, POW! I'd endure evacuating all three days of contents at once. Sometimes the contents seemed to back up so far that my stomach had no room for food. Yes, of course, it hurt. I had two sets of...

Ask Poopreport: Beets?
Submitted by sallyt
March 23, 2010, 27 Comments

Why do beets make my pee so purple?

Ask Poopreport: Why Is It Brown?
Submitted by Professor Schitz
March 15, 2010, 14 Comments

Why is caca Brown? We eat green peppers, green lettuce, all varieties of green vegetables, yellow bananas, white bread, red meat, white rice, red, green and yellow apples, organic blue corn chips, blond pasta, red tomato sauces, green and red salsas, eggs that are both white and yellow, red...

Ask Poopreport: How Do I Combat Disgust
Submitted by lbd3785
March 11, 2010, 19 Comments

I work in an office with four guys and two other girls. The office has two bathrooms. One of the them is next to my office. My problem is that guys burp like wild beasts after lunch, never put the seats down, and never replace the toilet paper or paper towels. The most awful thing is that our...

Ask Poopreport: What's In A Name?
Submitted by daphne
February 26, 2010, 32 Comments

Editor's note: This was submitted anonymously. "Honestly, how much time, thought, and effort did you all put into deciding what your PoopReport names would be?" Signed, Just Curious

Ask Poopreport: How Do I De-Bug My Bedd
Submitted by Tacos
February 16, 2010, 18 Comments

I recently discovered that I have pinworms. I bought Pin-X and everyone in the household took it tonight. It made me feel terrible! I'm washing my bed sheets and clothes, etc., however, my comforter is Dry Clean Only. This is a problem, because I am at this time financially challenged. What do...

Ask Poopreport: Why Does My Pee Smell?
Submitted by SickofPoo
February 12, 2010, 19 Comments

Why would my urine smell like a farm? I'm hydrating with lots of water, and I only have one cup of coffee in the morning. It's such a nasty smell. Please tell me why I pee fertilizer!

Ask Poopreport: Post-Natal Poops?
Submitted by cuxiworried
February 1, 2010, 10 Comments

Hello. I'm a 28 year-old female, and sixth months ago I had my second baby. Five weeks after having my baby, I noticed bright blood in my stool. It continued on and off for three-and-a-half months and finally stopped when I changed my diet to one that involved more fruits, veggies and fiber-rich...

Ask Poopreport: Why Do I Spy?
Submitted by Number 2 With A...
January 29, 2010, 30 Comments

Why do I have an obsession with purposely not giving my two year-old goddaughter the privacy she wants when I know she's pooping in her diaper, and how strange is my obsession?

Ask Poopreport: Pain After Pooping.
Submitted by Ravioli
January 27, 2010, 29 Comments

I'm a seventeen year-old student, and every time I go to the bathroom, I am in so much pain afterwards that I can't do anything. I can't bend over, I feel weak, and usually I have to lay down and go to sleep, hoping when I wake up the pain will be gone. Instead of feeling good about pooping,...

Ask Poopreport: What's The Best Me
Submitted by Gary
January 25, 2010, 18 Comments

I would be most grateful if you could clarify my following questions: With regards to treating Clostridium difficile(C. diff) with Oral Vancomycin, are there any side effects or downside for the Vancomycin coming into contact with the gut and intestinal flora before it gets to the colon, which is...

Ask Poopreport: What's Up With The
Submitted by Christina
January 22, 2010, 14 Comments

In the past month or so I have had poops that felt like they were cutting my rectum upon exit. I know gall stones can be sharp, but I thought you peed those out and they were ten times more painful. I thought maybe I was pregnant, but I have taken a couple of pregnancy tests, and they came back...

Syndicate content