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Ask Poopreport: Can Hepatitis Cause Con
Submitted by Shitzalotamus
December 17, 2010, 5 Comments

I have autoimmune hepatitis, which means that my white blood cells see my liver as a foreign body, and they try to destroy it. One morning I woke up to excruciating abdominal pain. I When I felt that pain, I thought that my liver had given out and I was going to die. I crawled over to the...

Ask Poopreport: Does Being Nervous Make
Submitted by Ice Cube
December 14, 2010, 33 Comments

I'm sixteen years old and I've noticed that when I go out to the bus stop, and it's cold, I have to poop. This also happens when I'm just going to school. It's like nervousness starts it. However, when I'm on break like on a weekend, I don't have the problem unless I have to go. I poop in the...

Ask Poopreport: World Record Sphincter?
Submitted by daphne
December 8, 2010, 13 Comments

Catherine from the BBC recently wrote to Dave the following message: "I wonder if you can help me - I'm working on a documentary series, and I'm trying to find out what is the longest time anyone has held in a poo for. You seem like someone who might know!! Any help or advice much appreciated......

Ask Poopreport: Pet Poop In Weird Place
Submitted by daphne
December 7, 2010, 30 Comments

Quite possibly the weirdest occurrence that we’ve had yet involving our Boston Terrier happened last night. I was sitting on the couch with my accounting book in my lap, reading the last chapter that I will ever read in this book. It’s a big book – over 1,000 pages and hard-bound. I think my...

Ask Poopreport: What Is This Cycle?
Submitted by DR1971
December 1, 2010, 7 Comments

About two years ago I had a problem where I would have a somewhat hard BM, then an hour later I'd have another one that was a little more watery, and then about another hour later I'd have another one that was almost all water. Along with this I had a ton of pain because it felt like a lump made...

Ask Poopreport: How Long Do You Wait?
Submitted by LaPewp
November 29, 2010, 15 Comments

I went out to eat with my boyfriend tonight at a diner-type restaurant, and he had to go to the bathroom after we paid the bill. He was in the bathroom for five minutes when I began to wonder if he was taking a poop. After ten minutes I realized he was and decided to go out and warm up the car...

Ask Poopreport: Why? Why? Why?
Submitted by I_Hate_Poop
November 8, 2010, 23 Comments

Back in May I began having some problems with feeling incomplete after going to the bathroom. I was able to push against my rectum through the wall of my vagina and it still felt full. This did not change, even after I tried many solutions, such as milk of magnesia, a suppository, an enema, a...

Ask Poopreport: Metformin?
Submitted by loperamide hci
October 27, 2010, 3 Comments

Is there anyone out here who gets bad watery poops when taking metformin?

Ask Poopreport: Floating Fizzers?
Submitted by abeck
October 11, 2010, 7 Comments

My husband recently told me that sometimes when he poops, the poop actually fizzes when it hits the water. His words were "like pop rocks". He can actually hear it fizzing in the bowl! Is this normal? What could cause it?

Ask PoopReport: Sneeze Smelling Like Poo
Submitted by Cole
September 21, 2010, 8 Comments

From Cole: So, for some reason my poo and my sneezes have the same smell. I took Accutane and am going to see a GI in the coming weeks. I know without diagnosis that I have IBS or some sort of major issue with my colon. Have you ever heard of the this strange combination of smells?

Ask Poopreport: Will Licking My Butt Mak
Submitted by TonyDB
September 16, 2010, 41 Comments

Is it OK to let my dog lick my anus after defecating? You wouldn't believe the money I save on toilet paper. I'm asking in regards to my dog's health.

Ask Poopreport: Poop Smearing Six Year-
Submitted by demo430
September 13, 2010, 18 Comments

I have three children and on the way. My oldest is almost seven. About three years ago he started smearing poop in his room, hiding it behind the drawers, and peeing in his toy chest. I thought there was a serious physical issue, so I made an appointment, and he was thoroughly looked over. He...

Ask Poopreport: Backwards Anxiety
Submitted by Kheitz
September 10, 2010, 7 Comments

I keep seeing references for anxiety causing people to poop, but I have the opposite problem. I have an anxiety disorder and it acts up with slight changes in my body. So, if I have to poop my anxiety kicks in. I am not scared to go; it's just the actual feeling that triggers a small anxiety...

Ask Poopreport: How Do I Get Over This F
Submitted by funkyhippo
August 18, 2010, 11 Comments

I have this awful phobia of people being around when I have to go for a poo. The fear of someone being around scares me. My boyfriend is getting sick of the fact that I keep holding it in and making myself ill. In fact, I struggle to go toilet with my mum in the house, who I've lived with for...

Ask Poopreport: Do I Have Any Rights?
Submitted by irritated
August 9, 2010, 17 Comments

Last week during a new job, I had to pee. I am a pool cleaner. This normally would not have posed a problem, but the home owner decided that I could not use his bathroom because I am not the usual employee he's used to. The problem was that his house is three miles out of town. I explained...

Ask Poopreport: What Made Me Sick?
Submitted by Buddah Mark
August 3, 2010, 9 Comments

I live in Asia, and in the six years that I've lived here, I've had few solid bowel movements. They're not exactly diarrhea but more like thick chunky pudding. When I went back home to Canada for vacation,though, bam! Solid lovely poops! As a matter of fact, I have regular bowl movements when I...

Ask Poopreport: A Fistfight, Really?
Submitted by daphne
July 22, 2010, 11 Comments

After a night at a bonfire, I was just informed that if there was only one roll of Charmin available, that it would be worth fighting over. Is this true? How fiercely loyal are you to your toilet paper?

Ask Poopreport: How Do I Avoid Expectat
Submitted by ibagoalie
June 18, 2010, 14 Comments

I eat lots of fiber, exercise regularly, drink lots of water.. etc. However, if I don't have a nice big poop in the morning everyday, I get depressed. I know it's just mental and that physically it's not that big of a deal, but I'd like to break the habit of expecting the daily gigantic poop. Any...

Ask Poopreport: Do Diapers Leak Germs?
Submitted by biglife
June 11, 2010, 8 Comments

So my wife likes to change our seven month-old baby on the couch. Sometimes she'll set the poopy diaper on the couch, pillow, blanket, or what ever is convenient. I think it could be hazardous to our health, and how easy is it to change him on the floor? Also, what about diapers that sit in the...

Ask Poopreport: Toilet Paper Moratorium
Submitted by nomorethantwo
June 2, 2010, 19 Comments

Dear Pooper people, Lately my dad has started going off about the amount of toilet paper my brother and little sister use. Someone clogged his toilet and I guess he thinks it was one of us three kids. Now he has decided that every bathroom gets one roll of toilet paper when he decides it should...

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