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Ask Poopreport: Beating The University
Submitted by Drumz
September 21, 2011, 8 Comments

This is really embarrassing, but I've recently moved into the halls and I need advice. I love university all my flat mates are great, no problem; however, I get really nervous when it comes to taking a dump. We all share the toilets, and for some reason I get stage fright and end up running to...

Ask Poopreport: I Have A Fear Of Poopin
Submitted by Bart
September 19, 2011, 40 Comments

The past couple of months I've been having a fear of pooping myself in public. I don't know when it first happened, but it seemed like it appeared out of nowhere. and it's extremely terrifying. I've start sweating profusely, twitching a lot, and then I have to keep shifting my body weight or else...

Ask Poopreport: Binding Foods?
Submitted by A Mom
September 13, 2011, 7 Comments

My daughter was on antibiotics recently. She experienced some diarrhea (frequent piecey poop). She is now down to one movement a day, but it is still piecey. I am now moving her off the BRAT diet (bananas, rice, applesauce, and toast). What can I feed her to make her poop more solid? Please...

Ask Poopreport: Enema Enigma
Submitted by LTF429
September 2, 2011, 0 Comments

I am a teenager, and I live with my dad and my eighteen year-old brother. All my life I've dealt with severe constipation. My dad threatened to give me an enema once because of it, but before he even started I pushed the insanely large poop out. I was more afraid of the enema than the poop. Then...

Ask Poopreport: Colostomy Bag Emergency
Submitted by Liana
August 29, 2011, 5 Comments

Editor's note: Usually we post submissions in the order in which they were received, but this is time sensitive. Please, if you know of anyone who has a colostomy bag or has had this type of surgery: Would you answer Liana's question? I have a question and it's really urgent. My mom has a...

Ask Poopreport: Mystery Corn Substance
Submitted by Joel69
August 25, 2011, 10 Comments

I've been seeing this corn like substance in my poop and I have not eaten any corn. I eat mostly the same thing everyday: For breakfast I eat two-to-three eggs, a bagel and turkey with some kind of fruit. For lunch I will eat spaghetti, lasagna, pizza or tuna. And for dinner I usually eat...

Ask Poopreport: Why Is It So Big?
Submitted by floda
August 18, 2011, 5 Comments

I've looked into various topics in the website, but I could not find an answer for my problem, perhaps because it is a combination of problems. My poop is simply huge! It's been like this since I was a kid. I can certainly say that I clog the toilet bowl 24 out of 25 times I poop, and I've...

Ask Poopreport: I've Been Itching
Submitted by Eeetchy Bung
August 15, 2011, 18 Comments

I've read some of the advice on this site and am looking for some for myself. My bum crack is on fire every night once I go to bed. I sometimes wish I had a hairbrush handy because I think it's the only thing that would satisfy the itch. Sometimes I think I've had an OK night, itch-wise, but...

Ask Poopreport: Why Does One Lead To Th
Submitted by SamRN
August 9, 2011, 7 Comments

If I wait too long to pee, then I will have to poop as well. What happens physically to my body that causes the sensation of having to poop so badly from just the pinching off a pee?

Ask Poopreport: Office Terrorist
Submitted by Pewpiedoll
August 4, 2011, 13 Comments

I have an issue with someone at my work place. I don't know who that person is, though. Someone in our office is doing something that is so gross that I am grossed out writing about it. Someone is wiping her boogers on the wall of the bathroom by the toilet. We have two toilet stalls in our...

Ask Poopreport: Vertical Or Horizontal
Submitted by Anonymous
August 2, 2011, 15 Comments

We are doing a bathroom remodel and are lucky enough to have space for a standalone bidet. I'm mystified, though, as to whether to choose a vertical or horizontal spray. It is a sensitive topic and it's not like we can try one out in the plumbing showroom. And given that we live in the U.S.,...

Ask Poopreport: Not Pooping Without Sho
Submitted by upperdecker
July 7, 2011, 20 Comments

I have a buddy who poops at least six times a day. This is not the odd part, however; the odd part is that every time he poops he has to take a shower. If he has to poop and has no shower access he will cork or prairie dog it. Does this seem odd to anyone else besides me? Is it bad for him to...

Ask Poopreport: Long Turds?
Submitted by Steffany
June 30, 2011, 63 Comments

I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out and say it: I poop long turds. Like, really long. Over a foot long during a normal poop. Sometimes, if I've eaten alot, I will poop turds a foot-and-a-half long. They are usually rather thin, and they never break; they just wrap around the...

Ask Poopreport: Stretched Behind
Submitted by 9tothe4andrew
June 24, 2011, 20 Comments

Whenever I sit on a metal chair or something like, I will get up and there is ALWAYS a wet sweat stain left behind. This is sort of embarrassing because other people see the stain before they go to sit down. I have stretched my butt hole, so I'm guessing that that is why. Do you have any...

Ask Poopreport: Can't Poop Anywhere
Submitted by gophillies8
June 23, 2011, 17 Comments

I'm 20 years old and will be turning 21 in a few months, and I am in my third year of college. I've always been able to poop normally when I am at my house. Occasionally when I was younger I would get constipated, but I was usually always able to go to the bathroom at my house. I never really...

Ask Poopreport: Poop Smell In Car Uphol
Submitted by JohnnyPoop
June 10, 2011, 34 Comments

Editor's note: Due to the time sensitivity of this kid's request, I posted this immediately. Does anyone know how I can get poop and barf smell out of cloth upholstery in a good car? I have one week to figure out how to do this. My parents left me in charge of the house while they went on...

Ask Poopreport: Digesting Corn
Submitted by Anonymous
June 1, 2011, 12 Comments

I have often heard people say that they do not digest corn... but I think I do. I have never noticed kernels in the bi-product and I'm kinda' poo-conscious. I also seem to digest meat well and other slow or difficult-to-digest foods. Could that be possible? Is there a gene for digesting plant...

Ask Poopreport: What Should I Leave Out
Submitted by MillionWiperIsPain
May 30, 2011, 11 Comments

I've got the million wiper problem, but it's really bad. Every time I go, it's a million wiper, and I constantly have stomach aches. The best poos are rabbit poos that are solid. So, basically, I've had nearly a week of normal wipes, but then today I shat out mucus and tiny bits of poo. It...

Ask Poopreport: My Daughter Can't
Submitted by lilymom
May 24, 2011, 8 Comments

Help! My fourteen year-old daughter is becoming a recluse. She cant go out, because she suddenly needs to poo. She cant hold it in. She says the pain she gets in her bowel are terrible. What could be wrong with her?

Ask Poopreport: Differentiating Between
Submitted by LegalE
May 17, 2011, 10 Comments

Is there a way to distinguish between human poo and the poo of a dog, a shepherd perhaps? The reason I ask is that I work as a legal assistant, and our office received a photo of poo as an exhibit with the allegation that it was made by a four year old. I have been a dog owner of various breeds...

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