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Ask Poopreport: Word Meaning "Need
Submitted by Cow God
February 17, 2012, 20 Comments

I'm "working" haphazardly on programming a tactical, rogue-like video game in my spare time. I would like to make the game as offensive as possible, so I've decided to include pooping. My problem is this: I need a statistic that I can't find a name for. It's supposed to represent how much you...

Ask Poopreport: Why can I feel Poop In
Submitted by Anonymous
February 8, 2012, 52 Comments

When I finger myself, I can feel a log of poop. It's just the end, and it's out of the way, but it is still there. Because of this, I have never let anyone else be on top or finger me. When I have sex, I don't feel any poop in my partner's butts, and when I finger other people, I don't feel any...

Ask Poopreport: I'm Afraid To Poop
Submitted by SoonToBe
February 3, 2012, 18 Comments

I wanted to get some advice. For most of my life I didn't have to share a bathroom, and now that I'm engaged I feel a bit shy and embarrassed when I need to poop if my fiance is around. Is that normal? Is there any advice you can give me to overcome this awkward feeling ?

Ask Poopreport: My Poop Feels Like It
Submitted by Sticky Bowels
February 3, 2012, 4 Comments

I contracted food poisoning a month ago and I haven't felt the same since. I feel like I have to poop, and my muscles hurt like hell, but my poop won't move on its own. I'm afraid to strain hard, but when I don't try to push it out nothing happens. I'm a guy, so I can explain the feeling in guy...

Ask Poopreport: Wicked Combination
Submitted by Slurpy
January 21, 2012, 11 Comments

I did unusual things on a most regrettable night. First, I drank and mixed alcohols heavily. Then I went down on a women that I don't really know, but in my best judgment, let’s just say she was not a bum or someone off the street. These were first time experiences for me since I’m a very low...

Ask Poopreport: Pain With poop
Submitted by Anonymous
January 9, 2012, 3 Comments

Why do I get pains in my chest when I have to poop?

Ask Poopreport: Putting Food Where It D
Submitted by Anonymous
January 7, 2012, 20 Comments

Can you get sick from putting any type of food up your rear end -- in my case a marshmallow? From, a concerned citizen

Ask Poopreport: How Do I Combat Poop An
Submitted by Frustrated T
January 2, 2012, 13 Comments

I am a high school student, and most days I go to school and find that I have the urge to poop throughout the entire day. It is the most uncomfortable feeling I have ever had and I just want it to go away. Lately (like today) I have been going to public places and it happens there too. I went out...

Ask Poopreport: Morning diarrhea At Wor
Submitted by breniccor84
December 16, 2011, 7 Comments

When I get to work in the morning, I sit down in my chair and immediately have the urge to poo. I head to the potty and do the good ole "flush and push" to hide the noise. Each morning it is loose and diarrhea-like. I never have stomach pains or nausea. I just sit down, let it out and am fine...

Ask Poopreport: Pooping in bed
Submitted by Admirer
December 16, 2011, 2 Comments

Last night I dreamed that I was sleeping. This was weird enough, but while I was dreaming that I was sleeping I also dreamed that I was pooping, considerably. What does this dream mean?

Ask Poopreport: My Dream, What Did It M
Submitted by SCoch
November 30, 2011, 4 Comments

I had a dream that I pooped. As I was looking at it I realized it looked like Twizzlers, only it was brown and green instead of red. Why was I looking at it, and what does it mean that it was brown and green?

Ask Poopreport: Allergic Reactions To C
Submitted by Anonymous
November 22, 2011, 12 Comments

What are the allergic reactions to cashews involving the anal area? How sever do they have to be to merit a doctor's visit? I took some Benadryl but I might need more help.

Ask Poopreport: My Daughter Will Not Us
Submitted by Diaper Mom
November 4, 2011, 9 Comments

My daughter is four years old and has been (pee) potty trained for almost two years. She uses the big potty like it's nothing, but when it comes to having to do Number Two she freaks out and has to put a diaper on. I don't mind having to change her, but it's just getting frustrating if we are...

Ask Poopreport: Why Doesn't She Sm
Submitted by Cherrye
October 27, 2011, 4 Comments

My baby, who is almost ten month old, has poop that doesn't stink. I've never heard of such a thing at this age. Once in awhile she'll make a stinky one, but for the most part I don't know she pooped, even if I smell her bottom. I have to check inside the diaper. There's nothing wrong with my...

Ask Poopreport: My Doctors Are Stumped!
Submitted by Nibbles
October 25, 2011, 10 Comments

I am thirteen years old and quite short, at 147centimeters (which is four feet six inches or so) and weigh 37.5-38 kilograms (which is 83 pounds or so). I came home one day after school when I was eleven and had terrible abdominal pains under my rib cage, and yellow, sometimes bloody, mucus came...

Ask Poopreport: Rectal Pain
Submitted by Juicy
October 11, 2011, 6 Comments

I have been on a juice diet for seven days. I did not had any bowel movement the last four days of juicing. I started to eat solids again after I juiced, and about the third day afterward I needed to poo. When i started, it could not come out, so I pushed hard but slowly. and it felt like my...

Ask Poopreport: Drowsy Before Pewp Time
Submitted by Seventy-seven
October 8, 2011, 11 Comments

I become very drowsy at least half of the time before I have to poop. Sometimes I become drowsy a few minutes before I poop or even one hour before I poop. Once in a while I will take a quick nap, and then wake up and poop. Please help me understand why this happens.

Ask Poopreport: Poopus Interruptus?
Submitted by hard-for-me-to-poop
October 4, 2011, 6 Comments

About year and a half ago I learned that I should be pooping once a day. I was told that I used to poop once a day when I was a kid, but over the years I must have slowly changed to a different regularity. I then began to go once every three days. When I told my parents that I was having...

Ask Poopreport: Who Can Be Our Next Poo
Submitted by daphne
September 29, 2011, 2 Comments

Dear Readers, Right now we do not have a Poo Nurse or a Poo Doctor. If anyone in the visitor or registurd community would like to contribute his or her medical humor and answer questions for us, please email daphne with a list of your credentials and a more detailed description of what we need....

Ask Poopreport: We All Have Green Poop
Submitted by Stephuknee
September 29, 2011, 4 Comments

I live in an apartment with my boyfriend, my best friend, and her boyfriend. I noticed about two days ago that my poop was green. I get green poop a lot, but it's usually a bright green, so I know I ate something blue. I'll think back, and -- aaaah that's right -- I remember what it was. This...

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