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Strange Poo Consistency. How Do I Get A
Submitted by Anonymous
July 6, 2012, 6 Comments

An anonymous writer asks us for help: In the past month or so, I have been having some strange issues with my poo. I have been told by doctors that I have IBS but have not been tested for it. (Probably IBS with constipation.) Anyhow, I got sick for a few months with sinus, ear, and urinary tract...

Ask Poopreport: Pee Shivers
Submitted by Anonymous
June 28, 2012, 12 Comments

Anonymous wrote today to ask us the following: Why do humans sometimes shiver when we pee? Thanks!

Ask Poopreport: I Have Had A Bad Stomach
Submitted by Poopathon
June 25, 2012, 12 Comments

Hey everyone, I'm at a loss to what is actually wrong with me, as my doctor is bloody hopeless, and I've had a colonoscopy which showed up nothing bad... My predicament started months ago, and it's not changed much at all. I am going to the toilet sometimes more than five times a day to do what...

Ask Poopreport: My Son's Butt Doesn
Submitted by Anonymous
June 13, 2012, 7 Comments

An anonymous parent asks: My four year-old son cannot feel it when small amounts of poop exit from his anus. He will poop all over himself, whether he is in a pull-up, underwear, or nothing, and claim he didn't feel it come out. He also cannot seem to do anything to push out his poop. When his...

Pooping While Walking
Submitted by Anonymous
June 9, 2012, 15 Comments

Anonymous writes to us: I am 57 year-old healthy male. I walk three to five hours daily for exercise, and during last two months I had the sensation that I had soiled myself; I feel as if a grain of sand is in my anus. Each time this has happened I checked as soon as I could, and upon wiping...

Ask Poopreport: I Stink For Days After
Submitted by Anonymous
June 7, 2012, 6 Comments

An anonymous writers asks the following: I am a 28 year old male, and I have had IBS, chronic diarrhea, gas, and most significantly a horrible smell for days after I evacuate. I have been scoped out by the gastroenterologist, I currently take lomotil (an anti-diarrheal) for cramps, and I take...

Can Prednisone Lead To Constipation?
Submitted by Anonymous
June 4, 2012, 8 Comments

I was on 60 milligrams of prednisone daily, for the past month, due to a horrible case of poison ivy that wouldn't go away. For the first week or so I was having normal bowel movements every other day, but the last two weeks I just couldn't go. I would have the urge, but nothing would come out...

Ask Poopreport: Can Colonoscopies Miss A
Submitted by Anonymous
June 2, 2012, 4 Comments

We received an email from someone who is worried that his recent colonoscopy might have missed a problem: I had occasional blood and itching as well as change in stool caliber over a few years. I insisted that my doctor recommend me for a colonoscopy, as my grandmother passed away from it at 68 (I'...

Ask Poopreport: Soft-Serve Ice Cream Poo
Submitted by Anonymous
May 29, 2012, 6 Comments

An anonymous pooper writes to us: Hello, I eat healthy, (and also) eat meat, jog, take vitamins, party once a week or so, and am a regular smoker of medical marijuana. But regardless of what I cut out (of my lifestyle), it's rare that my poop is anything but the consistency of soft-serve ice...

Large poop
Submitted by Anonymous
May 23, 2012, 35 Comments

An anonymous writer wonders about the elasticity of her bung: I have extremely large poops in width and sometimes length, but the width is always huge. When I say large I mean like the width of my fist (I'm female, by the way). Most of the time it's painful to poop because it's so big. I have...

Ask Poopreport: I Love Wiping My Ass!
Submitted by Anonymous
May 21, 2012, 12 Comments

Anonymous asks us the following: For some reason after I poop, I love to continue to wipe my ass. I push as if I'm pooping and rub my anus with toilet paper. Sometimes it makes me poop more, but other times it just feels good. But not in a sexual way... There is no way I can climax from it or...

Ask Poopreport: Why Is One Smellier?
Submitted by Anonymous
May 17, 2012, 18 Comments

An anonymous mom recently asked us about one of her little stinkers: I have [fraternal] twins that eat the same exact diet to the tee. They even eat the same amount; yet one twin has way stinkier poop than the other. Do you have any ideas why? Well, do we?

Ask Poopreport: A Mile From Home
Submitted by Anonymous
April 13, 2012, 6 Comments

I have been wondering lately if my body knows that I am close to home. I get home at different times. Some days I get home around two p.m, but at other days I get home at four, or even six. Yet no matter the time, I never have to poop until I get about a mile or so away from home. It's like my...

Ask Poopreport: Length Of Poop
Submitted by Anonymous
April 7, 2012, 25 Comments

I was told by a specialist that if your poop is the length of your your arm then your digestive system is healthy. Is that true?

Ask PoopReport: Impending Fate
Submitted by Shower Pooper
March 27, 2012, 5 Comments

My bathroom has always been a place of solace for me. Being an only child living with a single mother, I have grown up with the privilege of having a restroom all to myself. In my life, I can count the times on one hand that I’ve used a public bathroom to poop; it’s that rare. I am very close to...

Ask PoopReport: My Paleo Diet Poop
Submitted by Anonymous
March 21, 2012, 7 Comments

Several months back I switched to a Primal/Paleo diet and noticed a dramatic shift in my poop cycles. Although much more regular now, I am not getting the "firm" satisfaction as I once did on a high carb diet. My stools now are often loose and runny. I assumed there would be an adjustment period...

Ask Poopreport: Werewolf Butt Cheeks
Submitted by Miss Talbot
March 13, 2012, 10 Comments

Following my divorce a couple of years ago I met this great guy who is fantastic in every way. He's kind, generous, and is superb with kids. The only thing that bothers me about him is his werewolf butt cheeks, which, since I've got to know him, he gets out to show everyone and anyone. This is a...

Ask Poopreport: Lose Your Job For Stick
Submitted by Anonymous
February 29, 2012, 9 Comments

Recently my boss pulled one of the least professional stunts that I have ever seen in a business setting: He cut a tremendous fart and then blamed it on our receptionist. The backdrop for this is that a few of my boss's partners came in to discuss a new plant operation, and when my boss came out...

Ask Poopreport: I Have To Poop When I R
Submitted by Anonymous
February 29, 2012, 14 Comments

I am an avid runner and cyclist, and I have had a terrible problem with what I believe is irritable bowel syndrome when I run. This has been going on for the past two years. I usually cannot run without having to make a restroom stop. Sometimes it is diarrhea, but not always. The bowel movement...

Can You Poop Out Your Medicine Before It
Submitted by Methadone Kitteh
February 25, 2012, 30 Comments

I have been taking methadone (liquid) for the last several years for pain management, and sometimes notice that if I poo soon as I take it, or within thirty minutes of doing so, it seems as if the medicine is less effective. Now, the way I understand it, methadone has to metabolize before it gets...

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