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Ask PoopReport: Am I Done Or Not?
Submitted by Peter
February 11, 2002, 100 Comments

Dear Poopreport, When I sit on the toilet I feel finished. But other times I feel like I still have a log up my ass. And sometimes when I stand up I have to poop again. What should I do?

Ask PoopReport: Watching Poopers
Submitted by Lipton Ice Tea
January 28, 2002, 141 Comments

"It turns me on to watch cute young guys take a dump and wipe afterwards. l Iove the way the ass hugs the toilet seat, the facial expression while defecating. Does anyone think it's weird?" -- Lipton Ice Tea

Ask PoopReport: Retrieving Items From Th
Submitted by Carolyn
January 22, 2002, 38 Comments

Dear Poopreport, I was in the Atlanta airport recently, doing my business, when I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. Plop. Uh oh. I didn't know what to do. On the one hand, it's my cell phone. On the other hand, it's grade-A stank-ass toilet water. Judging by the gurgling noises coming...

Ask PoopReport: Dingleberries
Submitted by Matt
January 10, 2002, 149 Comments

PoopReport is more than just a site to read about twits who crap their pants. We're also a public service! When someone needs information, we -- the poop-enjoying public -- MUST be there for them. Matt asks: Dear Poop Report, What's the deal with dingleberries? And how can I prevent them?

Ask PoopReport: Help! My Roomate Wipes
Submitted by Anonymous Pooper
December 13, 2001, 16 Comments

Dear PoopReport, It seems as though a certain roomate of mine never buys toilet paper. The rest of us always end up caving in and purchasing it to prevent to certain threat of dingleberries. But lately, we got so fed up, we actually started keeping secret personal stashes of T.P. in our rooms...

Ask PoopReport: The Poopdeck
Submitted by Brandt
June 21, 2001, 21 Comments

PoopReport is more than just a site to read about twits who crap their pants. We're also a public service! When someone needs information, we -- the poop-enjoying public -- MUST be there for them. Brandt L. asks: Hey, PoopReport: What is a poopdeck and where can I obtain one? It sounds handy.

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