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Ask Poopreport: After The Bed Sore
Submitted by Anonymous
November 1, 2012, 3 Comments

"Alex" does not feel well. He has these issues: I am seventeen years old and I am having trouble. I had a bed sore. It healed, but I stayed in the hospital for two days. When I came home, I began to feel like my left butt cheek was sweating or something. I can barely poop, and when I do it...

Never clean
Submitted by Anonymous
October 30, 2012, 2 Comments

A frustrated parent writes in: My five year-old is never "clean." For the past year we have accomplished a lot. He finally is going to the bathroom in a daily basis; however, for some reason, his bottom is never clean. Every night after potty time I give him a shower. He likes to spend time in...

Ask Poopreport: My Poop Is Horribly Stuc
Submitted by Anonymous
October 13, 2012, 4 Comments

I know; we go over this topic all the time. But every once in awhile it's good to put the info out there for those of us who feel as if they are riding butt corks. "Jack" wrote in with a problem. Let's share our best remedies. I cannot get the poop out for the past four days. Extreme pushing...

Ask Poopreport: I'm Terrified Of Le
Submitted by Anonymous
October 10, 2012, 2 Comments

A very anxious and unhappy person wrote in: For about three years now I have had this awful awful fear of being around other people, because I am afraid I will have to poop. I haven't been on a date in years because it seems like as soon as I eat, I've gotta go, and I won't go in public. I want...

Ask Poopreport: My Vegan Poop Chute Is
Submitted by Anonymous
September 27, 2012, 6 Comments

Anonymous asks: I've been a vegan for over twenty years, so I'm pretty much all fiber all the time. I have been adding weight most of the year. I have always been able to lose weight easily by cutting out things like bread and pasta. Now, I can gain two pounds in a day by eating about half...

Ask Poopreport: Can Someone Overcome Po
Submitted by Anonymous
September 14, 2012, 4 Comments

Someone writes in for her friend: This morning my friend Ana came to me about a problem she had the other day. I had no idea what to say to her and so I ask you all for help. Ana is really into this guy she knows. She's always saying how he's amazing and no one could ever top him. Yesterday she...

Ask PoopReport: Is There A Funny Smell C
Submitted by Anonymous
September 11, 2012, 5 Comments

Anonymous wonders if he stinks: I'm 22 year-old male who had a hemorrhoidectomy two years ago for a very large, level four hemorrhoid. I didn't know it existed until I noticed people holding their noses around me or telling me something smelled like shit, or asking if someone farted. I never had...

Clogged For Days
Submitted by Anonymous
September 8, 2012, 8 Comments

Someone is very stopped up. Read on: For just under two years I have been having a bowel movement every three-to-five days. I had a handle on it with laxatives including a natural substance called seneca that you can find at a health store. Two months ago I went 17 days without pooping. My...

Ask Poopreport: Flushing Flushable Wipe
Submitted by Anonymous
September 6, 2012, 11 Comments

I would like to see some decent answers to this question, because I wonder about this, too! Why would a flushable wipe company (like Kleenex Cottonelle) tell its customers that their wipes are flushable and biodegradable when they clog septic systems? Flushable wipes fail biodegrading tests all...

Ask Poopreport: I've Tasted My Own
Submitted by Anonymous
August 30, 2012, 4 Comments

I was afraid someone would ask this sooner or later: I'm so embarrassed making this question. I'm worried and the internet is the only place I can anonymously ask. Yesterday I tasted my own feces. (Don't ask me why.) Then I spat it out and brushed my teeth clean. I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN. What...

Ask Poopreport: Is My Digestive Tract A
Submitted by Anonymous
August 24, 2012, 18 Comments

Corn. What's up with it? Anonymous asks: Recently I had a weird experience, and I would like to ask someone about it, but I cannot tell any of my family members. We are an uptight bunch. Here it is: Two weeks ago our family attended an outdoor birthday party. The hosts barbecued chicken,...

Ask Poopreport: Does Birth Control Alle
Submitted by Anonymous
August 14, 2012, 4 Comments

An anonymous pooper writes in: I always seem to get terrible gas pains right before my period starts, usually when I'm ovulating (this would be two weeks after and before my period starts). And when I say terrible, I'm not exaggerating. They're so terrible that the first time I had them, I...

Ask Poopreport: Change My Pile Into A N
Submitted by Anonymous
August 9, 2012, 10 Comments

A question from someone with a soft-serve machine in his pants: I poop every morning within an hour of waking. I’ve always believed this is a very good thing. I will poop one to three times in those morning hours. Then I will usually poop one more time in the afternoon around 3 or 4 p.m. My...

Ask Poopreport: Spitting On Toilet Seats
Submitted by Anonymous
August 7, 2012, 16 Comments

An anonymous pooper asked us a new one this week: Is it strange to spit on toilet seats and wipe them off before going? That's what I do. I want my germs on my ass, not someone else's, and I don't always have cleaning supplies, so I always have spit.

Ask Poopreport: How Can I Remove Dog Po
Submitted by Anonymous
August 3, 2012, 5 Comments

I recently purchased a large south Florida home through a foreclosure auction. The home is in a gated neighborhood, so I was unable to see the inside of the property before purchasing it. Once in possession of the home, it became all too clear that the previous owners had kept large dogs locked...

Ask Poopreport: Why Do Menstrual Cramps
Submitted by Anonymous
August 2, 2012, 8 Comments

Sometime while on my period I get horrible cramps, but the worst ones always start right after I take a poop. Sometimes I've had to vomit after pooping, and luckily I'm at home, so I have a trash can lined with a plastic bag in which to do so. Why do my cramps get so much worse after I poop?

Ask Poopreport: Vicodin, Alcohol, And P
Submitted by Anonymous
July 20, 2012, 7 Comments

People never cease to amaze me. Read on: I've been drinking more than usual lately and also taking Vicodin (5 gr/500). Sometimes these liquid shits happen to me after a night of excessive drinking or a multiple-day binge, but today they were really bad. Last night I took one Vicodin and then...

Ask Poopreport: Tarry, Bloody Poop And
Submitted by Anonymous
July 16, 2012, 5 Comments

Someone with one hell of a medical issue wrote to us last week: For about seven months now I've been having abnormally large poop that is also irregularly shaped and lumpy. It's very painful to pass. At first I was getting rectal tears and bleeding after trying to pass these massive logs, ones...

Ask Poopreport: I Have Extreme Anxiety
Submitted by Anonymous
July 13, 2012, 9 Comments

A very frustrated anonymous person has written in looking for help: To anyone who will listen and or can understand my story. I get bad anxiety when I feel a cramp in my stomach or have gas. Usually it's when I'm out and there isn't a bathroom in sight or one nearby, but we're in public! I used...

Ask Poopreport: Can Vicodin Help Someon
Submitted by Anonymous
July 10, 2012, 3 Comments

An anonymous person submitted a question that we may never have received before: I know someone who has abused Vicodin in the past, and when trying to stop, for months afterward could not defecate solid. But if this person is ingesting four to six Vicodin, movements are solid and normal color. Is...

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