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Military Stench: Stink Warfare In Today
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
November 3, 2015, 6 Comments

In bygone days, along with the slain soldiers that littered fields in the aftermath of a major skirmish, there would have been dozens or even hundreds of dead horses adding their perfume to that of their expired riders. When Hannibal used elephants in warfare, only God knows what manner of stink...

Bathroom Nazism Suspected And Evident At
Submitted by daphne
May 30, 2014, 1 Comments

In markedly non-Washingtonian fashion, the Evergreen Education Association of Vancouver, Washington, led by Gloria Smith, has seen fit to defend when their teachers act as Youth Bathroom Nazis. As both a Washingtonian and an individual with a basic understanding of juvenile anatomy and physiology...

Flush The Documentary: Get Involved!
Submitted by daphne
September 19, 2013, 2 Comments

I received an email from film-maker Karina Mangu-Ward. I'd say what she's asking for is right up our brown alley: Hey there! As you may know, I’m working on a documentary project called Flush about poop culture in America. I’m reaching out to you now because I need your help connecting with people...

Shoving A Bottle Up Your Butt: A Case St
Submitted by daphne
November 14, 2012, 8 Comments

This afternoon I answered an email from a young man who was worried to death about the amount of rectal bleeding he was experiencing over the course of this last week. Why people write to us about such potentially serious issues used to confuse me. I would not write to a poop humor site about...

Pooing In The Stratosphere
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
October 29, 2012, 4 Comments

In days of old when we traveled across the river and through the woods heading for grandma's house, it was no really big deal when we felt those internal rumblings that signaled a poop was eminent. We could just haul back on the reins, stop the horses, depart the sleigh or wagon, make our deposit...

The Navy Toilet Paper Letter
Submitted by daphne
October 24, 2012, 4 Comments

Editor's note: Thanks to Adrienne for sending this in. You can find the original blog at the Seattle USSVI Base blogspot, the blog for the Seattle Base of the US Submarine Veterans, Inc., located in Seattle, Washington. This particular entry, from June 11, 2011, discusses something that I would...

Bill Gates: Getting The World's Sh
Submitted by daphne
August 16, 2012, 7 Comments

When Steve Jobs died, many people heralded him during his passing in an almost reverent way, and yet during his life he did a few things that weren't what I would call cool. (I understand why outsourcing happens, but I do not understand why any company president would ignore that employees from...

Supplement Your Income With Whale Poop!
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
June 15, 2012, 10 Comments

The sperm whale is a mighty animal. It is the proud owner of the largest head in the animal kingdom, as approximately one third of its length is head. It is able to dive to depths of 10,000 feet in search of the giant squid on which it loves to munch, and it produces some of the most expensive...

Medical Coding Insights On Anal Itching
Submitted by EHirsch
April 4, 2012, 10 Comments

As uncomfortable as the topic of ‘anal itching’ might be for most people, the condition is quite common. Irritated skin around the anus and an accompanying urge to scratch can result from a myriad of factors related to environment, diet, and personal hygiene. However, many cases of anal itching...

Partial Differential Equations
Submitted by Internetzisgood
December 7, 2011, 5 Comments

I entered class, sat at a desk, and put my face down into the text book. The instructor waited in cross-legged position on the desk at the front of the room, sporting his sandaled and socked feet, and proudly drinking Seattle coffee. This was the usual scene. Then the instructor began his...

Eat Poop For Your Health
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
July 19, 2011, 14 Comments

Wait. What?So your hiney hole has been emitting a rather watery effluent with a bit more frequency than you are comfortable with. You are in a foreign country where dysentery is a fairly common malady, and you have read horror stories about death from this dreaded condition. What can you do?...

The Universe According To Carl
Submitted by the thin brown line
March 5, 2011, 10 Comments

Carl Sagan's Cosmic Calendar neatly places events from The Big Bang Theory through the present within a calendar year. Each month represents a little over a billion years. A short chronology follows: January first. The Big Bang occurs at midnight. May first. "Star stuff" presents a Milky...

Dung Beetles: Our Shitty Little Friends
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
October 28, 2010, 8 Comments

Mankind's association with the dung beetle has been long and colorful, as the insect has played many roles, all the way from being worshiped as a deity to being munched as a tasty snack. The earliest historical manifestation of these noble insects was in ancient Egypt in approximately 2,700 BC....

Forget The Crap You've Heard About
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
October 19, 2010, 18 Comments

Editor’s note: This topic may have already been addressed on the site, but it’s never a bad thing to revisit important poop history. Besides, I could not imaging not sharing this article with all of you seeing as it contains the phrase ‘royal dumplings’. Who actually invented the flush...

The Fourth R In Education
Submitted by John Sauer
October 2, 2010, 8 Comments

As hundreds of millions of children across the world head back to school this fall and you prepare your back-to-school stories, something critical will be missing for more than half of those children. It's not teachers or text books or even desks; it's toilets. Each year, 272 million school days...

Vangard World's Toilet Crisis Gives
Submitted by daphne
July 8, 2010, 11 Comments

Charles the 4th sent an email to us last week with a link that leads to a Vanguard episode hosted on the website I asked him for a brief description of the episode, and he had the following to say: "This documentary reminds us that we take toilets and proper plumbing for granted. The...

Le Pétomane: Parti Avec le Vent - A Fart
Submitted by SteveO
April 27, 2010, 14 Comments

Editor's note: Steve Ochs has done something any PoopReporter would appreciate; he's made a movie about farts. These aren't just any farts, though. These are the farts of the greatest farter in history, Le Pe`tomaine. I strongly urge you to check out the website, where you can find a trailer...

New York City Introduces The Poop Projec
Submitted by daphne
April 14, 2010, 5 Comments

This is a little late notice, but if any PoopReporters have access to the New York City area, you can jog on down to the Chashama Gallery, at 266th West 37th Street (near 8th Avenue), and catch Part One of The Poop Project: A Process of Elimination. From 8:30 to 2:30, Shawn Shafner's exhibit will...

The Toilet Paper<colon> Burke, Bak
Submitted by A. Rotondo
May 23, 2008, 13 Comments

"Pro-Log" Poop is a fertile field for academic research and exploration. Strikingly little non-medical research has been done on the subject given the fact that every human being in every culture across all time has pooped. As of May 3, 2008 a comprehensive academic database search on the word "...

Political Fecology In Practice
Submitted by Orion
November 16, 2007, 24 Comments

I am currently a third year law student and die-hard PoopReport fan. I am writing to thank this site for its unbelievable contribution to our community and to share a heartwarming, albeit somewhat smelly, story. I must first begin by praising your stand against the abject. So many people these...

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